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Daily Gut: Ashton Kutcher Blames Republicans For Oil Spill Posted By Greg Gutfeld You know what I do when I’m confused about an issue? I turn to Ashton Kutcher. And whatever he says – the opposite is true. (see :53 – 1:10 [1]) Leave it to Ashton to use catastrophe as a club to beat Republicans with – although the last time I checked Obama favors drilling – and most of America agrees. Except of course those shallow, stupid celebs who think their private jets fly on pixie farts. But hey, if it hadn’t been for greenies, this whole mess...

Al Gore continues to be the comedic gift that keeps on giving. First, the Competitive Enterprise Institute (CEI) revealed on May 24, 2006, that Gore has used enough hydrocarbons to circle the globe to present over 1,000 Power Point presentations on climate change. CEI also revealed that he recently used five large SUVs to haul his movie entourage a mere 500 yards at the Cannes Film Festival in France, all the while admonishing others to curtail their own energy use. Gore's "Saturday Night Live" appearance can't top that kind of comedy. On the heels of these embarrassing revelations, Nature magazine...

WHEN DECENCY LEFT AMERICA STINKY HATE-FILLED ANTI-AMERICAN BIGOTS By: Dave Franklin There is still a social sub-culture that represents the morally bankrupt leach-Americana. Un-bathed, rancid, America-bashing dope heads continue preaching anti-patriotic hatred. They are opposed to decent people whose taxes pay for the colleges around which they orbit in concealed hives where the only objectives in life are drugs, licentiousness, and promoting socialism. Beginning in the mid-1950s with a beatnik cult movement that later germinated at Woodstock, a post-modern breed of maggotry infested America. It would be nice if we could dismiss this as an artifact of history, but the...