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  • Military Survival Rules

    10/14/2003 9:14:07 PM PDT · by SandRat · 43 replies · 314+ views
    Thought we all could use a little GI Humor. Enjoy "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army training notice "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo. "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your...