My plan is working well. When I, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the ruler of Iran, launched my plan to get you Americans to do our work for us - to destroy our personal enemy, Saddam Hussein, and also to destroy our historic enemy, the country of Iraq - I could only pray that my plan would work so quickly. Our weapon of mass destruction, of course, was Ahmad Chalabi. ...[snip]whereas Khomeini expelled the Americans from Iran, it falls upon me, Khamenei, to expel the Americans from Iraq. Although, of course, to get the Americans out, first we had to get them...