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  • The Curmudgeon's Home Companion

    08/01/2003 3:33:19 PM PDT · by Chancellor Palpatine · 14 replies · 295+ views
    The Curmudgeon's Home Companion is the one food publication that speaks out about the virtues of cholesterol, rips the veil off the insanity of vegetarians and the dangers of low-fat fodder, and that tells the ugly truth about restaurant food that's more art than edible. It's the place to look every month for interesting, delicious and well-tested recipes that won't leave you either broke or exhausted. And it's so much fun, even people who never cook can't wait for it to arrive each month.Featured on CBS Sunday Morning with Charles Kuralt and in newspapers around the country, The Curmudgeon's Home...
  • Israeli woman swallows flying cockroach, chases it down with a fork!

    07/10/2003 10:39:51 AM PDT · by lib-r-teri-ann · 8 replies · 407+ views
    AP on yahoo.com ^ | July 10, 2003 | AP
    JERUSALEM - An Israeli woman swallowed a cockroach and then a fork she used to try to remove the insect from her throat. The winged cockroach jumped into the 32-year-old woman's mouth as she was cleaning her home in a village in northern Israel this week. "It's a bit of a strange story," said Dr. Nikola Adid, who operated on the woman Tuesday to remove the fork from her stomach. "This is the first time I've ever encountered anything like this. None of my medical colleagues in this country have heard of anything similar either." An X-ray showed the fork,...
  • From the Files of Bat Boy.....Bat Boy Endorses Gore!(My Title)

    11/13/2002 3:08:59 PM PST · by Newton · 20 replies · 242+ views
    Weekly World News ^ | 2/28/2001 | Weekly World News Hot Shot Reporter
    ..."Bat Boy can't talk, of course - but he showed us in his own inimitable way that he was there to endorse our man," the aide said. "He started screeching and excitedly pointing at a 'Gore for President' sign and shaking his head 'yes, yes, yes.' "Then he hopped over and started patting Mr. Gore on the back and shaking his head 'yes, yes, yes' again. "When he spotted a bumper sticker that said, 'I'm voting for Al Gore,' he held it across his chest and began excitedly pointing at himself. It was clear that he was saying, 'Yep, I'm...
  • Slave-Owner Descendants Demand Reparations

    05/28/2002 8:33:23 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 98 replies · 667+ views
    Source: BSNN ^ | 05/27/02 | By Lazamataz
    MACON, GA (LAZNEWS) – A lawsuit launched to reclaim damages suffered by the owners of slaves and their descendant has moved to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. The suit names the United States Government, the NAACP, and several companies that supported Abolition in the 1800’s, most notably Con-Edison and the various Bell companies, which descended from the Morse Telegraph Company. Con-Edison was formed from Edison Company, and the Bell Telephone descended from the Morse Telegraph Company – both staunch opponents of slavery in the nineteenth century. "The robbery of our legal property will never be forgotten, never forgiven," remarked...