From the Files of Bat Boy.....Bat Boy Endorses Gore!(My Title)

Weekly World News ^ | 2/28/2001 | Weekly World News Hot Shot Reporter

[Newton]

..."Bat Boy can't talk, of course - but he showed us in his own inimitable way that he was there to endorse our man," the aide said. "He started screeching and excitedly pointing at a 'Gore for President' sign and shaking his head 'yes, yes, yes.'

"Then he hopped over and started patting Mr. Gore on the back and shaking his head 'yes, yes, yes' again.

"When he spotted a bumper sticker that said, 'I'm voting for Al Gore,' he held it across his chest and began excitedly pointing at himself. It was clear that he was saying, 'Yep, I'm voting for him myself.'"

Witnesses said the little refugee from the mountains of Virginia flitted around the office for 10 minutes or so, then walked over to Gore and extended his gnarled little hand. After a moment's hesitation, the Vice President extended his and the two shook hands vigorously before stopping to pose for photographers.

[Newton]

I followed a link from another thread to that hot bed of news The Weekly World News and saw this....
I thought it was pretty funny.....!!! kinda sounds like the average Gorebot supporter to me......!
Sure would like to see those photos....hmmm maybe I need to play with PhotoShop....

Enjoy!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

shaking his head 'yes, yes, yes.'

Hm... shaking your head means no. But in liberal speak....

[Newton]

it all depends on what the definition of shaking is......remember to a liberal its all in the definition!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

...extended his gnarled little hand. After a moment's hesitation, the Vice President extended his...

I would have loved to have seen that uncomfortable moment.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Nodding your head means no. Shaking your head means yes. Got it. =] Go bat boy! Go! Run Gorest Run!

[stands2reason]

[stands2reason]

I want to know why Batboy never ages.

[Newton]

jumping up and down and shrieking means the Republicans won! :-)

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"He was moving toward the door and people were saying goodbye to him and I thought he was going to leave," the Vice President recalled. "But suddenly, he shrieked and ripped off his coat and tie and shirt until he was totally bare-chested. And then he came up and gave me a 'love bite' on the shoulder that I'll never forget.

Al Gore finally inspired leadership, and it was an ugly thing to behold.

[stands2reason]

I think The Alien backed Bush, though, if I recall correctly.

[Newton]

must be something in those flies he eats......!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

...extended his gnarled little hand. After a moment's hesitation, the Vice President extended his...

You could replace batboy with Satan, and Gore would still have been glad for an endorsement.

[Newton]

It would be safe to assume then that the Alien was from an itelligent planet...opposed to bat boy who eats flies and shrieks......

[Newton]

ooops that should say "intelligent"....(must check spelling!)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I don't want to hear about the useless Space Alien again. He could have made a clear statement by backing President Bush early, but he waited till just after McCain announced his support of Bush. The Space Alien is just a media whore.

[Cicero]

I hope that's not the same space alien that had an affair with Hillary last year?

[BraveMan]

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny
Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon
Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three
(One, two, three, four!)

I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me

Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me

I wanted to make a good run
I wanted to go to the moon
I knew that it had to be fun
I told 'em to send me real soon

I wanted to be a spaceman
I wanted to be it so bad
But now that I am a spaceman
I'd rather be back on the pad

Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is just a lot of lunacy
(Yeah!)
'Round and around and around and around and around
(So bring me back down)
'Round and around and around and around and around
Safe on the ground

Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me, yeah

You know I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me

Say, hey! You mother earth
You better bring me back down
I've taken just as much as I can
But around and around and around and around
Is the problem of a spaceman

[Newton]

oh yuck....a RINO Space Alien - with no taste!

[arly]

Is that Batboy ?.. I thought it was James Carvilles High School yearbook picture!

[Newton]

I thought he looked strangely familiar!