Fat chicks with big hair stand out like an elephant at a flamingo farm. I didn't know that till I read it here. I read this here, too, in response to someone who was making too fine a point on something: My, my, picking pepper out of flyshit, aren't we? What are the coolest expressions you know? The greatest folksy putdowns? The wish-I'd'a-said-that comebacks. The most colorful damned American ways of saying things? Care to share? I would very much like to liven up my smartmouth. Thank you, folks. And for those of you who got nothin'...please refer back to...