The buzz is, since George Clooney expressed his trepidation that America "can't beat anyone anymore", a network intends to ask him to host a talk show with equally fearful Hollywood actors called "Cowering with Clooney." The buzz is, these days Mexican restaurants in California are catering heavily to illegal aliens. Every order of rice and beans now comes with rice and beans. The buzz is, Hollywood will secede from the Union - it having already seceded from reality. The buzz is, a claque of gay students at the University of William and Mary are insisting the Trustees change the name...