Rules for Living With a Dog 1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in aspecially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or ifhis own house is under renovation. 3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner. 4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confinedto a comfortable but secure...