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(Enter, Stage Right, the AG) Song: I’ve Made a New Trial Motion Tune: I Second that Emotion Maybe you’d like terrorists in our streets But I don’t want a 9/11 repeat Maybe you’d throw away a tapped phone call, But the smart money says your decision’s gonna fall Oh little girl Chorus In this case, right from the start “Standing” is a charming term of art And if you feel like doubtin’ me ’Mongst all this commotion, I’ve made a new trial motion Maybe you think Hezbollah runs Motown. Since you owe your job to that Carter clown. Maybe you...

SONG: My Law School Told Me You Better Shop Around. (Tune: My Momma Told Me You Better Shop Around) Just because you've briefed a big case now There's still some things that you must understand now Before you step into court with demands now Make your choice nonrandom as you can now My law school taught me: You better shop around There's some knowledge I want to bestow now Know which way that the wind's gonna blow now Judgments come and judgments are gonna go now The more you look, you’ll find one apropos, now My law school taught me:...