Posted on 08/20/2006 2:10:43 PM PDT by MaggieCarta
(Enter, Stage Right, the AG)
Song: I’ve Made a New Trial Motion
Tune: I Second that Emotion
Maybe you’d like terrorists in our streets
But I don’t want a 9/11 repeat
Maybe you’d throw away a tapped phone call,
But the smart money says your decision’s gonna fall
Oh little girl
Chorus
In this case, right from the start
“Standing” is a charming term of art
And if you feel like doubtin’ me
’Mongst all this commotion,
I’ve made a new trial motion
Maybe you think Hezbollah runs Motown.
Since you owe your job to that Carter clown.
Maybe you think this isn’t a good tool,
And so it makes you want to break the rules
Oh little girl
Chorus:
In this case, experts want no part
Your reasoning's gonna fall apart
And if you feel like doubtin’ me
’Mongst all this commotion,
I’ve made a new trial motion
So if you feel like doubtin’ me
With no compunction,
I sought out an injunction.
Must...get...meds...
bttt just for the heck of it
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