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Thanksgiving Day, 2017: Leftists and Democrats — but then there’s no need to repeat oneself — are still licking their collective wounds and grasping at even the thinnest strands of hope to make the Russian-Trump collusion accusation stick to the side of the barn of public opinion. After one year of continuous investigations by Democrat media pressitutes posing as humorless Inspectors Clouseau, CNN’s Fake Yapper with a constipated grimace reported to his 23 remaining viewers that there is now evidence to finally prove that Trump used Russian dressing on his salad during the 2016 campaign and that there may be...

Trump’s first 100 days in Office was recently assessed by his “adoring” fans in the Mainstream Media, also known as the Ministry of DNC Agitprob: Anderson “Vanderbilt” Cooper rolled his “mean-girl” eyes dramatically during his interview with Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s former campaign manager; Stephen Colbert lambasted Trump for his comments about someone named Dickerson on “Deface the Nation”; and someone named Mika Brzezinski called out CNN for even interviewing Kellyanne Conway as indulging in “politics porn.” (Ironic that the media are awash in claims of Russians behind every turn, yet they missed an obvious target-rich person with a name like...

After election day, 11/08/2016, Liberals spent the next several weeks in impotent rage that Kim Jong Hillary did not win the necessary electoral votes to assure her coronation on the Iron Throne. Leftists across the nation marched, torched buildings, filled their diapers and threw tantrums in every major city center in which Hillary actually won. Once it became clear that the tantrums were not enough to force Trump to capitulate and cede the election to Hillary, Green Party candidate, Dr. Jill Stein, stepped forward to challenge the results of three crucial states that Trump barely won — Michigan, Wisconsin and...

Dr. Jill Stein, Presidential Candidate of the Green Party, has started a fund drive to raise money to recount the ballots in three battleground states: Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. She apparently thought the “green” in Green Party meant US currency; no one is sure why she wants a recount unless it is to find the 3 votes cast for her on November 8th. Suspiciously, Dr. Jill Stein only appears in public with Hillary, one on each of Soros’ bony knees. Democrat Senator of Massachusetts, Chief Lie-awatha Elizabeth Warren is on the war path, promising to run down the Trump Train...

Before the 2016 US Presidential Election, Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown said that if Trump were to be elected President, California would build its own wall — as if that would be a gigantic middle finger to the rest of the country. Now, that Trump is President Elect, the other 49 states are demanding to know when construction begins. The rest of the country is even willing to chip in to defray costs; Canada has even volunteered to send builders in hopes of containing and preventing loony celebrities in full apoplectic melt-downs like Lena Dunham, Cher and Rosie O’Donut from escaping...

On the night of the election, as state after state went from the Media’s favorite color blue to red for Donald Trump, the stoic neutrality of the Main Stream Media (MSM) was put to the test. The DNC’s propaganda ministers’ faces fell; some cried; and Anderson Cooper disappeared for a period and was last seen crawling into a whisky bottle at a local dive bar in Manhattan. The day after the election, university professors called off midterm exams and handed out Play-Doh and coloring books to students who were confused and upset to learn that Kim Jong Hillary would not...

Last night, Tuesday, November 8, 2016, the Blue Wall crumbled as the Rust Belt states turned the designated Coronation of Kim Jong Hillary into a triumphant win for the Cheeto-faced Billionaire Donald Trump. Mainstream Media pundits’ faces fell and some actually melted in agony as they tried to make sense of the Trump Train as it steamrolled over them. If the DNC-propagandists in the media had bothered to open their eyes and attend a Trump rally over the past several months, it should have been clear what was unfolding: flyer-over Americans of all stripes, the Official Deplorables, as Hillary had...

In years past at this point in the election cycle with less than 2 weeks to go, voters would be anxious to get to election day so that they can discover which of the two Uniparty candidates will occupy the Oval Office, or in this case the Oral Office, should Hillary prevail and the First Dude Bill darken the White House threshold again. The Kabuki Theater that has become the US presidential cycle follows strict role-playing guidelines governing the two parties: the Democrats play the role of the abuser while the Republicans play the part of the abused spouse and...

Trump’s new reality television show is “Survivor: Trump in the Shark Tank”; the concept is simple: the RNC ties Trump’s hands as tightly as possible before the DNC pushes him into a tank full of media sharks while the audience munches popcorn, eyes transfixed to the ensuing maelstrom. Kim Jong Hill is the master of ceremonies and gleefully monitors the activity from a gurney overlooking the tank, narrating the action in between breaths of oxygen from a mask administered by Huma Abedin. When Trump appears too close to escaping, Hillary speaks fluent Parseltongue to the sharks, whose eyes widen in...

The second installment of the Trump – Clinton political cage fight ended yesterday with the Clinton News Network (CNN) miserably depressed that instead of polishing Trump off decisively, Hillary, freshly sealed and waxed, allowed the brash New Yorker to live and fight another day . After the previous Friday’s convenient release of an 11-year secret recording of then registered Democrat Donald Trump’s conversation with Billy Bush, host of “Hollywood Access,” in which he made a reference to felines, Trump apologized twice: once for his crude language and the second time for once being a Democrat. The entire episode reminded Trump...

There was a mysterious interruption in the DNC debates on Saturday, December 19, when Hillary Clinton did not return in a timely manner from the euphemistic Throne Room. Reporters speculated that Hillary, Bill and Caitlin Jenner were having a proverbial pissing contest on a Bernie Sanders' urinal target. The delay, however, was actually due to a group of college students who were emotionally agitated that their safe spot had been usurped by the candidates' port-a-potty, and they were further aggrieved at having been microaggressed by the candidates' hostile tone of voice and aggressive debate tactics.Hillary became visibly annoyed after Sanders...

In the aftermath of the terrorist attacks in Paris on Friday, Nov. 13, it has come to light that Brian Williams was actually on the ground reporting from all the physical attack locations in Paris simultaneously. Apparently, Mr. Williams -- slightly injured in the attacks -- interviewed Hillary Clinton, and she stated that the cause of the attacks was a YouTube film. When asked to identify which film, she said that that information was highly classified and contained on one of her personal file servers which has been temporarily misplaced. Immediately after the 3 explosions outside the Stade de France...

With less than two weeks left in the blurr of presidential debates and campaign ads and slogans, we are left holding our collective heads like the famous picture, "The Scream." Obama has certainly taken his bid for reelection in directions hitherto unseen in presidential campaigns in what can only be deemed in the current vernacular -- Gangnam-Style: a pulsing, hypnotic beat interspersed with unintelligible words and phrases and flashing psychotropic images. In the first debate, villianous "Snidley Whiplash" Romney to the Left (Dudley Do-right to the rest) mentioned that he would cut public funding to Corporation for Public Broadcasting, home...

There is yet another ”silver lining” of the recent Supreme Court decision to let Obamacare stand; Democrats are now able to and should pass a law stating that all Americans should contribute to Obama’s re-election campaign. If Americans choose not to contribute, they will simply be taxed — or is the proper term “penalized”? (Chief Justice Roberts to decide when he returns from vacation in Malta.) The boon to Obama’s campaign coffers will be immeasurable, benefiting all Americans, of course. Additional benefits of the Act would be an increase in employment since the US government will need to hire more...

Orwell was certainly prescient in ”Animal Farm” when he invisioned a futuristic farm wherein the farm animals take over and establish democratic rule; unfortunately, the pigs in charge ultimately determine that while “all animals are equal … some are more equal than others.” And, hence, we get Obamacare where everyone is taxed as a penalty for not carrying health insurance and also, ironically, where everyone is taxed anyway. President Barak Urkel Obama pontificated that no one earning less than $250,000 would see a tax increase under his administration, then he and the Democrat controlled Congress and the Senate passed Obamacare...

Today, Chief Justice Roberts had the ability to put the stake through the heart of the 3,000 page Obamacare excrement foisted upon us by the likes of Nazi Pelosi, Dirty Harry Reid and Urkel Obamao, and he failed — miserably, so Obamacare pops back up to haunt and terrorize us again. Joining Sonia “The Wise Latina” Sotomeyor, Elena Kagan and Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg, Chief Justice Roberts wrote the majority opinion that stated that the mandate was really – a tax. Obama, Pelosi and Reid and their bands of flying monkeys swore up one side and down the other that Obamacare...

New Book on Public Education Public Ed Dread: How Wishful Thinking and Good Intentions Reformed Academics Right Out of Our Public Schools is a must-read for concerned parents, homeschoolers, grassroots reformers, and concerned citizens alike trying to make sense of American public education. This book was written by a teacher with years of experience in the system. The author taught in a low-income, Title I failing school in California where she experienced the politics of whole language and No Child Left Behind. She also taught in a middle-class, suburban school where she witnessed the effects of the accountability reform movement...

The Left and its cheerleaders, the Main Stream Media, are dearly hoping the scruffy, pimply cesspool of humanity camping out on Wall Street will be the answer to the Tea Parties that spontaineously erupted around the country in response to the Democrat-lead, unprecedented growth of government and the bankrupting of our country. The “Occupy Wall Street” crowd looks like the spoiled kids of the 1% pretending to be the 99% indulging their 60′s-era post-Hippy professors in recreating Woodstock. In this case, instead of naked young hippies smoking pot and tripping on acid in a field of mud, we get young...

Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner has gotten more exposure recently than he (or any of us) would care to admit or wish for. When one is born with the last name Weiner, it is best not to attract anymore attention than absolutely necessary. The Japanese have a saying, “The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.” Ouch! During Democrat President Bill Clinton’s impeachment hearing, he answered a question with the now infamous reposte, “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSY3PcCa4AUIn this case, Weiner can now claim that the picture floating around the Internet of some schmuck’s...

When Obama was elected, he was dressed up by those in the liberal media as FDR, Jr., heading up the largest expansion of government since FDR tried to turn the US into the USSR of North America. When the American public grew tired of Ken dressed as the Father of American Socialism, FDR, they talked of Urkel “Ken” Obama and Michelle “Barbie” Jackie Obama as heralding in Camelot II, complete with Queen Michelle trolloping off on a multi-million dollar junket through Europe with the Crown Princesses in tow despite the fact that the public were none too pleased watching its...