Babylon Bee Satire?: Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some Of The Time'

Babylon Bee ^ | 07/04/2024 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a hotly anticipated announcement, the Biden 2024 Presidential Campaign has just unveiled its exciting new campaign slogan: "Only Senile Some Of The Time."

Staffers say that the motto is meant to help redirect growing distrust of the president's failing mental capacities by reminding Americans that Biden is only senile some of the time, rather than suffering from dementia all of the time.

"Joe's been catching a bad rap lately, and we just think that people don't realize that he's actually fairly lucid for about three to four hours each day, depending on medications," said Curt Kristoferson, a senior Biden campaign staffer and slogan designer. "He doesn't really even start showing his age until about 4:00 in the afternoon — he's sharp and energetic for a good couple of hours before that. We just want to remind voters that he's not as far gone as he always looks in debates, press conferences, campaign speeches, global summits, and other public appearances."

President Biden was available for comment, as it was only 3:30 when he was asked. "That's right, Jack! No more of this dementia malarkey — just good old thrubmelisbtieusty…uh, campaigning! I'm not sen…senate…senectile! That's a lie straight outta old Corn Pop! We're gonna…guh…that's right! Just you watch, Jack!"

At publishing time, staffers in an unmarked warehouse with a "Kamala 2024" sign carelessly propped against the door had been heard pitching the slogan "Only Gauge-Your-Eyes-Out Irritating Most Of The Time."

[DFG]

[Liz]

Joe Biden's senility.

Now you see it---now you don't.

[NWFree]

Especially when he’s committing crimes

[Liz]

These will sell like hotcakes.

[Steely Tom]

He’s mostly functional.

[9YearLurker]

How about: “Good enough to keep from slack-jawed drooling a quarter of each day! Pooping his pants, maybe not so much.”

[Grampa Dave]

Biden Campaign Unveils his 22 Bideum Campaign Unveils' New Slogan 'I'M! Only Senile Some Of The Time'!

Works for me, and I'm older than Bribeum!

Check my new tagline,(Again. I'm older than Bribeum!)

Again, "I'M! Only Senile, Some Of The Time!"

[hardspunned]

Adjudged senile under oath.

[Liz]

That bad, huh?

[Liz]

lol.......

[Political Junkie Too]

Biden... A Six Handicap... In IQ!

-PJ

[BipolarBob]

Putt putt golf. The windmill course gives him grief.

[BipolarBob]

The new DNC T-shirt;

[Sequoyah101]

Only senile after 4 pm.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

To go along with their “mostly peaceful” riots.

[norcal joe]

Strange that Babylon Bee misspelled gouge as “gauge.” Unless there’s some joke there that I don’t get.

[NetAddicted]

I LOVE Babylon Bee ❤.

[Political Junkie Too]

The Dinasaur chased his helicopter away.

-PJ

[The_Media_never_lie]

He is sharp as a tack, unless he doesn’t know where he is, end of quote.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

ROFL!!!