11/16/2023 11:16:16 AM PST
· 9 of 44 TexGuy
to Tench_Coxe
“Even though we have a history of beating you with sticks, if you join us now, we won’t beat you with sticks, however, we reserve the right to beat you with sticks in the future.” — Uncle Sam
10/19/2023 11:21:03 AM PDT
· 19 of 39 TexGuy
to Red Badger
The U.S. Constitution and the Presidential Succession Act of 1947 outline the presidential order of succession. The line of succession of cabinet officers is in the order of their agencies’ creation.
Vice President
Speaker of the House
President Pro Tempore of the Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security
10/18/2023 2:38:31 PM PDT
· 47 of 76 TexGuy
to nickcarraway
Take old left overs out of the refrigerator, coarsely blend it up in a food processor, put it in a container, mail it back with a note that says, “No Thanks.”
This "Fake Moon Landing" crap gets me every time ...
Over the decades, thousands of US engineers were in on the "Hoax" (right), we poured billions upon billions for a faked movie (right), the thousands of Russian engineers decided that they were all in on it too (right), the thousands upon thousands of Chinese engineers woke up and also decided they were all in on it (right), and now thousands of Indian engineers are also all in on it (right).
They all wrote fake technical papers trying to one up each other to propagate the "Hoax" (right). The US used analog and 16-bit computing machines, stayed up forever working and toiling to get things just believable enough to propagate the "Hoax" (right). The Russians and Chinese risked life and limb from their task masters to propagate the "Hoax" (right). The Indians are now risking technical ridicule in today's open society to propagate the "Hoax" (right).
But a couple of people on the internet use the time honored research techniques of "Surfing" and "Googling" to find out "The Truth", and all of a sudden we are all being lied to.
08/08/2023 3:26:25 PM PDT
· 38 of 47 TexGuy
to Red Badger
If Mars continues to spin faster, all the Martians will fly off the planet by the end of the month. The recent influx of UFO sightings will decrease and we will probably have lost our only chance for positive interplanetary foreign relations with the red planet. We can’t pass up this chance to save the Martians.
This may sound improbable but using our extrapolations of Earth’s average monthly temperature over the past 6 months, global warming will push our temperatures to around 300 degrees a year from now. We have proposed a $50 Trillion Government program to fix the global warming problem. In the same spirit of intergalactic cooperation, we should propose a $100 Trillion Government program to fix the Mars rotation problem. If we don’t act now as an intergalactic community, a year from now, there may be no Martians left on Mars; all of them flung into the outer reaches of space.