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Okay, little background. filling in on the helpdesk today,because there are to many workers sick. So I get a call from a person. Seems that he wants to clean up his computer some and decides to delete this file he does not know what it is or what it does, he JUST wants it gone. So he deletes it, receives a warning msg saying that the file is to big for the trashcan and are you sure you really want to delete this file and he says sure, I want this file GONE! Well he calls up now and asks ...

Subject: Military Rebuttal Letter More great govt. policy from the political geniuses and pundits in Hollywood, whose money and stardom of course make them experts in everything. For those of us who have spent those long hours, days & months away from home, this is especially close to our hearts. Here, here for this young man. On 12 Nov, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing the pay raise(s) coming service members' way this year. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get ...

1.) A former A&M student went to Harvard for graduate school. Strolling through Harvard yard on his first day, he approaches a typical Harvard student: tweed jacket, corduroy pants, smoking a pipe. The aggie approaches him and says: "Howdy, kin yew tell me whar thuh library's at?" The Harvard man replies haughtily, "You must be from A&M, we here at Harvard don't end sentences with a preposition”. The aggie thinks about this for an minute and then steps back up to the Harvard guy and says: “OK, kin yew tell me whar thuh library’s at, smartass?” 2.) One day after ...

COLLEGE STATION, TX - A platoon of crack Special Forces troops have carried out the first act of reprisal after last month's incidents in America. The heroic force, comprised of members of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets, broke into the dog-kennel area of the Aggie Veterinary Science Building and captured all the Afghans. The Aggies reported light casualties.

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of women's panties on his arm. Somewhat used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went about their daily tasks. The day wore on; several VIP's were ushered in and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of the state. Each one left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared ask about the President's personal business. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and gently ...

Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching the gates of Heaven, they're met by God. God looks down from his throne at Al Gore and asks, "Who are you?" Al Gore replies, "I'm Al Gore, I was Vice President of the United States. "God thinks for a second and says, "Very commendable. You may take the chair to my immediate left." Looking at Bill Clinton, God asks who HE is. "I was Bill Clinton, President of the United States." "Very good," says God. "You may take the chair to my right." Looking ...

My sister was killed in nov of 1999 and this judge will be hearing the case. so any FLA freepers that have any info on him I would be thankful randystone

The Donkey in the Living Room The Democrats want to steal the election. Why isn't that news? BY PEGGY NOONAN Friday, November 17, 2000 12:01 a.m. EST For many years there has been a famous phrase that derives from the 12-step recovery movement. It refers to a thing that is very big, and obvious, and of crucial importance, that people around it refuse for whatever reason to acknowledge. It's called the elephant in the living room. There is an elephant in the living room in the Florida story. Actually, it's a donkey. And actually, there are a number of them. ...