Posted on 09/11/2001 2:40:19 AM PDT by randystone
Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching the gates of Heaven, they're met by God. God looks down from his throne at Al Gore and asks, "Who are you?" Al Gore replies, "I'm Al Gore, I was Vice President of the United States. "God thinks for a second and says, "Very commendable. You may take the chair to my immediate left." Looking at Bill Clinton, God asks who HE is. "I was Bill Clinton, President of the United States." "Very good," says God. "You may take the chair to my right." Looking at Hillary, God asks, "And who are YOU?" "I'm Hillary Clinton, and YOU'RE in MY chair!"
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