Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that Obama's birth certificate is legit, and exists in Hawaii as advertised. "Impossible!" you might say. "If this were the case, why wouldn't he just release it? It'd make all of the controversy go away!" What if he doesn't WANT the controversy to go away? What if he's perfectly happy having you guys rant and rave and generally sound paranoid about his origins. It feeds his 'My opposition is just morons who are so blinded by my skin color they can't even conceive of a Black man being born in the US'...