By now I'm assuming that Harley-Davidson has figured out whom to fire for putting Elton John in front of 150,000 of its best customers as the 100th anniversary party's grand finale. So I called the company to check. "No, of course not," said Harley spokeswoman Amy Alarupi. "No one is going to lose their job over this." How about a forced transfer from the Juneau Ave. office to the Juneau, Alaska, outpost? There's nothing wrong with Elton John that being The Rolling Stones instead wouldn't fix. Anyone who says he was a good choice for these leathery bikers is still...