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The Man Who Ran a Presidential Campaign around a Magical Florida Concept is back! Baby! He’s still a curb-stomper when it comes to terrorists, too. Brilliant. --- Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani said Monday that President Obama emboldened terrorists and looked like a pushover in his recent videotaped remarks to the people of Iran. --- Translation? Obama is being a limp-wristed girl with a My Little Pony lunch pale. With Obama’s sickening lack of action concerning the number of Americans imprisoned in Iran I’m sure Giuliani felt he had to say something.

My countrymen, it is a dark time for those of us that know how fiendish the homosexual agenda in this country really is. Iowa and Vermont. Now the news breaks that Obama the Shadow King is inviting homosexual couples to his Easter Party at the White House. Truly an epic perversion of American cultural values, all across our nation. --- The White House is allocating tickets for the upcoming Easter Egg Roll to gay and lesbian parents as part of the Obama administration’s outreach to diverse communities. Families say the gesture shows that the new Democratic administration values them as...

The festering eggs laid by nitwit Al Franken in the chests of a significant number of Minnesotans are about to hatch. The tidal wave of gore and blasphemies when he takes office will be awe-inspiring. This is the End of America. --- Democrat Al Franken extended his lead over former Republican Sen. Norm Coleman Tuesday as the three-judge panel overseeing the election trial tallied an additional 351 absentee ballots that had not previously been included.

Iran really wants a deck for their backyard. This would get the neighbors to respect them, yeah. Unfortunately for Iran, these real jerks, like the neighborhood watch or something, really doesn’t believe they’re building a deck. They think Iran is building a catapult. The nerve of those Persians. Now it turns out these Chinese members of the neighborhood watch were smuggling dirty nasty money into Iran to help them build said catapult. Ugh, you guys. Everyone goes to jail now. --- Manhattan District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau announced a 118-count indictment Tuesday against a Chinese company and its manager for...

Jihad in Parliament: The government of the United Kingdom admitted a Lebanese Hizbullah member and a Belgian Muslim Arab anti-Semite to address a forum in the House of Commons last week. The foppish Britons are absolutely mortified by the mere presence of Geert Wilders but oh look out! Members of Hezbollah and the International Jihad against the foundations of Western society? That, well that’s okay. Terrorists are officially safer to let into Britain than a Dutch man.

After a magnificent weekend here in God’s Chosen Land, America, we’re back. Behold this, this stinker: --- “North Korea broke the rules, once again, by testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles,” Obama said in Prague. “This provocation underscores the need for action, not just this afternoon in the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons.” --- That’s right, Obama called North Korea’s actions “provocative” as if this is some sort of paper he may have written in his Freshman film class at whatever made up community college provided him...

Why is it that when terrorism happens at home we diagnose it faster and more precisely? --- Police and Wong’s acquaintances portrayed him as an angry, troubled 41-year-old man who struggled with drugs and job loss and perhaps blamed his adopted country for his troubles. His rampage “was not a surprise” to those who knew him, Zikuski said. --- International terrorists blame America but thanks to liberal sensibilities it is claimed that we don’t understand them or that they just need to be handled carefully. No, America is their scapegoat and they blame us for their own personal shortcomings, as...

A veritable Magnificent Seven of Democrats from the House of Representatives, the “other” wing of Congress, has secretly arrived in Cuba. The Steven McQueen of the group seems to be a Barbara Lee from California, surprise! Aides to the Congressfolk said Friday that they were hoping to bring back Cigars, free medicine and slaves from the small island nation. --- Representative Barbara Lee said the group of seven Democrats came with no messages from President Barack Obama or proposals for the Cubans but simply to “see what the possibilities are.” “We’re here to learn [Spanish] and [then] talk and to...

Meanwhile, in Tehran, one million indentured servants were forced to attend the opening of the “quaintest little Bank this side of the Straight of Hormuz.” Later, Hugo Chavez and long-distance lover, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sat in rocking chairs knitting fireside. They spoke of the weather turning slowly to Spring and audibly hoped for a Will and Grace reunion show.

Democrats and Republicans are throwing schoolyard taunts at one another today, for profit. This fatal pillow fight has broken out in New York’s 20th and no one can agree whose pillow retained the most feathers. -- “They want to obsess about the 2000 election eight years later, but they can’t take it when Republicans point out the facts about them trying to replicate their shady win-at-all-costs tactics in New York,” Spain said. “We aren’t going to let them pull a Franken on Jim Tedisco and now they are responding with panic-ridden emails to their liberal supporters.” -- What are the...

The tragic news broke early this morning of a young Jewish boy cut down in a savage act of violence. --- One boy was murdered and a second was seriously wounded by the axe-wielding terrorist, who infiltrated the Gush Etzion community, carried out the attack and managed to escape within an hour’s span. Magen David Adom officials who rushed to the scene said that despite desperate attempts by paramedics to save his life, the soul of 13-year-old Shlomo Nativ slipped away shortly after the terrorist attacked him. --- In a town of fewer than 1,000 people you can only imagine...

First the Swedish nationalized their banks and we were told to follow it. Now, it looks like the Swedes are allowing gay marriage. --- Sweden will allow homosexuals to legally marry from May this year after parliament on Wednesday voted overwhelmingly in favor of the move. The change in the law, which currently allows gay couples to register unions but not formal marriage, comes into force on May 1 this year under the timetable set out in the bill. --- Let’s hope the Obama administration’s group-love for the Swedish “way of doing things” doesn’t spread to the traditional definition of...

Bangladesh will bring thousands of unregistered Islamic schools under the education ministry to curb militancy, a government minister said Wednesday. The minister's statement came a week after security forces seized a cache of arms and explosives from the Green Crescent madrasa at a village near Bhola district town, 350 km (219 miles) south of the capital Dhaka. Four militants were also arrested and a hunt to arrest their mentors was launched. "We are surveying all the Qaumi (radical) madrasas to bring those under the education ministry, so that those institutions cannot be used for raising militancy," Law Minister Shahfique Ahmed...

For the past few months it’s been awkward. The United States and Russia were having a horribly uncomfortable espionage standoff, with Canada all sandwiched in there. In summation, Russia was spying on Canada and when Canada found out boy were they spittin’, hollerin’ mad. So the spy is asked to leave and where does he go? Ha ha ho you’ll love this, he comes here! Naturally, Bush doesn’t give him a Visa and automatically these United States and Russia are officially Cold Warring on each other again. All that’s done with, though! Today our Veritable Sissy in Chief Obama and...

I don’t know how this happened. People? How did we let this happen? This comedian, Al Franken, is inches away from slithering into a Senate seat. The man is literally a concentration of toxic sludge. When he speaks people have commented on a “garbage-y” smell wafting from between his disproportionate lips. He successfully ran against an outgoing Commander-in-Chief, one George W Bush II (43), who has coincidentally never been a Minnesota Senator or Minnesota President. He also made a terrible movie that induced mass suicide in observing crowds. Those that survived the ordeal developed absurd mental disorders and an undying...

A few days after the Pakistani government beseeched Obama to leave them be Obama announced his new “Afpak” policy. We will be forking cash into Pakistan by the billions for the illustrious right to kill their terrorists. This is like a waiter tipping the diners. There is no alternative - we must secure the pipelines into Afghanistan that only Pakistan can afford, since Iran can’t be moved despite all the squirming done by this administration. The Taliban has been permeating through the border with Afghanistan, like roaches narrowly avoiding the falling boot. They’ve taken to bombing routes along the main...

We've been paying, indirectly, for the Iranian nuclear program.

For all the thundering about peace, love and understanding the administration is consistently playing down their hopes for Iran. Meeting without preconditions has already faded into increasing sanctions and we rational voters will likely have to wait until 2012 to see someone tackle the Iran situation with a worthy strategy. Hell, at this point I would accept any consistent strategy for Iran.

We can surmise Obama's actions as disturbing. What is he planning? Is this really an administration trying to be more inclusive for inclusion's sake, as he would like us to believe about these Muslim candidates for administration jobs? It is something deeper than that, an all-out assault on traditional American institutions by replacing the foundation of this country which has stood since the forging of the Constitution.