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It’s even simpler than X’s and Y’s.

If it was born with a D, it’s a man. If it wasn’t, it’s a woman.

Wouldn’t this call for a military tribunal?

I think Jesse Jackson said something like “Without capital, capitalism is just another ism.”

The problem is they taste good but kill so slowly.

Carbs, even in vegetables, taste good but are slow poison, taking about thirty years to make you diabetic.

Plus one. I was just going to complain about that statement.

Did Dr. Salisbury make sick people well, or didn’t he?

I always have very low TRIG, say 30, but my fasting glucose is usually around 100.

ln {(30 x 100)/2} = 7.3

I’ve been carnivore since 2018, but I have a donut or something sweet once a week.

Yes, no chance to win with the courts in DC or NYC. But what if it was a military tribunal?

It’s been said that’s what she smells like.

“...the Navy’s next gen fighter...will provide exceptional new capabilities for our Air Force (?) pilots.”

Que the photo of them shirtless, riding horses together.

Ann Coulter’s rule applies. The longer they wait to release the name, the more likely to NOT be a caucasian.

Rock the casbah!

No you don’t need fiber. Zillions of people are on the carnivore diet and poop just fine.

Get off carbs and go carnivore. It works. Sounds simple, buy giving up carbs is key.

“Yuppers. I exited Stage LEFT !”

Cue the boppity boppity boppity sound effect as your legs spin, trying to get traction.

IBZT

I used to think that was the sound of someone getting zotted.

“Looks like fried Salmon Croquettes.”

Or tunafish popovers (from an old Jean Arthur movie).

Key Largo, Seminole Indians, the Osceola brothers.

There’s an old one of Bill Burr having a bad night with the audience in Philly, but he sticks it out, doing his full fifteen minutes in a rant against the audience, eventually winning them over.

The video is frozen the first 2:40, but the audio works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_H_Suj7SEs&rco=1