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For the second day, the Weber Fire spewed a huge plume of smoke and forced the evacuation of dozens of homes as it grew to 2,500 acres. Firefighters prepared for a multi-day battle

Police in riot gear used pepper spray and bean bag rounds to subdue zombie marchers early Tuesday in downtown Durango. The unsanctioned zombie march, which has become an annual event on Halloween night in Durango, started about 11:30 p.m. Monday.

From this day forward, I will engage in little acts of civil disobedience. Every single day. Barack won’t have ol’ Jack to count on any more, because tyranny is not what I signed up for. And they need me. They need us. And we shouldn’t play any more.

Today off the coast of Nantucket, Pres. Barack Hussein Obama won the America's Cup Yahct Race. Making his win even more historic were the facts that this is an off year for the Cup race and that Pres. Obama won the race without a yacht. "Seeing Pres. Obama out there just sprinting across the waves is just so inspiring.", said Buffy White, "I just love the fact that this will inspire many black inner city youths." Pres. Obama was unavailable for comment after the race, but White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs said, "Pres Obama is extremely busy now with the...

Reacting to the impending deal, Catholic League President Bill Donohue released a statement, "After I lashed out against Opie and Anthony for providing an on-air account of a sexual stunt in St. Patrick’s Cathedral in 2002, they were fired by Infinity Broadcasting, the CBS Radio outlet. Once they were dumped, I withdrew the complaint that I had filed with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and asked the FCC to drop its investigation. On August 5, 2004, I issued a news release about the decision of XM Satellite Radio to pick up the duo beginning October 4. At that time I...

Last night while making dinner, my wife and I started cracking each other up with new Heinz Ketchup slogans. You know the cute ones like "Meatloaf Enhancer", or "Hides Grill Marks". Ours were more like - "Tastes Great on Waffles", "Better Dead than Red", "Greases the Wheels", "Served in Vietnam", "Not Affiliated with MoveOn.org" Plus they all fit on Avery labels, not that I would reccomend making a bunch of them and going to your local grocery......