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Hey Dan Lets hire some lawyers and sue the pants off of them for violating our SECOND AMENDMENT rights.

As part of the settlement they have to live in a safe foreign land like Namibia, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran.

I am so tired of fighting their pusilanimous drivel that they spew forth on the media.

It will be a long and bloody battle but freedom will prevail.

I am reminded of the secret service agent upon leaving the shooting range where i worked when I told him to duck if someone shot at clinton he responded " why do you think I wear shoes with laces?"

LOL why dont some one find a tall tree and a short rope for clinton and his wife the president who caused all this muck!

Just goes to show you how out of touch the naacp with its costituents. It makes no difference to the the average african american what flag flies on the state house or its grounds as long as naacp members focus on a nonissue they ensure that the money rolls in to fill its coffers.

The naacp does its credibility a dissservice to focus on something as benign as a flag. However the membership grows and people send money to keep the administrators in large salaries and fancy cars at the expense of the people they are supposed to be "advancing".

So where is the money going? Hey naacp care to open your ledgers to examination?

Didnt mike dukakis come from mass? Didnt he vote to impeach Richard Nixon?

He did not want him to have Nopardon!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

You are so right sir ! I salute you for coming to the defense of a poor southern boy who was just trying to make a point.

Chivalry is not dead it just moved further away from Massachussets.

We might need to check and see if pretzels come from Massachussets.LOL

Dear Madame Nopardons

I apologise for saying TR was a New Englander. I did not say his first wife was from the South I said his mother was from the South. I knew he was first elected as police commissioner, congressman, and he also served as secretary of the Navy.

I was not being condescending. I was trying to point out that even Southerners are not as xenophobic as some people make us out to be.

I have answered your reply without the vitriol and confrontative manners which you so like to display to prove to the forum that you are obviously so intellectually superior to anyone who cares to differ with you.

A 45-70 caliber rifle, which by the way has been around for 156 years, will shoot a 405 grain bullet in excess of 2000 feet/second. So if you run you will die tired and sweaty.

The south has a uniqueness that you can find anywhere in any American small town be it Tonnawando New York or Abilene, Kansas. We are taught from birth to be polite and respectful of other peoples opinions. We are also taught that you must defend your family, your state, your country and your heritage.

I have seen yankees pay five dollars for a boll of cotton in a plastic bag at the slave market in Charleston and seen friends shucked and jived out of twenty dollars by three card monty on a New York street corner.

Lewis, a great American, Grizzard poked fun at these stereotypes in a warm and gentle manner. I hope that I could do the same. The South you remember is still out there sleeping. You can get pork pig sandwiches and a cold beer and go looking for it. It may surprise you at being right around the next bend in the road.

Damn right we are proud of our southern heritage but even one of my heroes, Theodore Roosevelt, who was a New England Yankee had a southern mother. He was the first man to have a black man dine in the Whitehouse, Booker T Washington and was criticised sharply By Pitchfork Ben Tillman and other regional politicians.

We are Humans first, Americans second, and Southerners third. It is in our manners, our way of dress, and our speech you cannot and should not try to make us conform but should help each other celebrate our similarity and diversity.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

AMEN! Cant shoot doves? They do taste so good with gravy and grits. I brake for animals! I eat them and wear their skins. If you like exotic dishes try cat the other other white meat.lol

They do but not very well...lol

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.....nuff said

Howdy to Y'all

I was very amused by the postings on Southern Humor. The one thing southerners have is an excellent sense of humor. But you Northeners are pretty funny too! You elected Billary Rodent Clinton and allow her to live in your state. Guess you should not drink Chardonnay and vote.

I have been as far North as New York as far South as Jamaica as far west as California and as far East as Germany and I have never found anywhere to be as nice as South Carolina. The people are nice and polite unless they are transplanted yankees .

A southerner will be polite right up to the point where he shoots you. Be careful when spouting about how you did it where you come from we do not give a damn.

Lewis Grizzard, a great American, tried to extol through his column that was syndicated nationwide the beauty of the masters golf tournament and how football was much more important than life or death. He did a right fine job. Lord we miss you Mr lewis.

My daughter will be proud of her Southern Heritage and be careful because her Daddy will teach her to shoot the balls off a gnat at 100yds so she will have no problem hitting anything that small from up North.LOL!

We can play golf in the winter and shagging has nothing to do with a parody of a British spy. Come to see us in Mytrle Beach Leave your money and then go home I will still be arrogantly shabby at Pawleys Island.

I saw one posting that said we lost the war of Northern Agression, I was not aware it was over ,this is just halftime.LOL!

So lets review DO NOT MESS WITH SOUTH CAROLINA OR WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! Unless you are from OHIO then we will kick it twice, two years in a row!! Go GAMECOCKS!!!!!!! You do know what a Gamecock is do'nt you? An Ass-kickin Chicken!!!! ROFLMAO Right Ohio State Buckeyes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!