About the same distance from mine as well. Where are you located in Denton county? I'm in Krugerville (just south of Aubrey) up US 377 towards Pilot Point.
I like that they took a jab at her adjusting her “dialect” when she discussed the South and then the North, going from a Southern drawl to a New Yoik accent.
"Unless they were pulling Glens intestines from his chest cavity, as in directly beneath his neck, the other guy fell on top of him, and they were eating his intestines, and not Glens."
I just watched the repeat showing of the episode right after The Talking Dead and that is exactly what I thought when I saw the scene for the second time around. I agree with you that is what was happening.
Having said that, how does Glenn get out of the situation? Your idea of camouflaging himself as a walker is within the realm of possibility.