"And in our few seconds remaining: The 'What did Bush Know' question drove through Washington like a man behind the wheel with a 0.10 blood-alcohol level. But now it looks like Democrats have their nutsacks immersed in a bucket full of Icy Hot..."
"What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it? What did the president know and when did he know it?
And that concludes tonight's broadcast. Goodnight."
"If we could be one-hundredth as great as you and Hillary Rodham Clinton have been in the White House, wed take it right now and walk away winners..."
"Topping tonight's news, the President's tie. It has more people talking in Washington than if Fidel Castro came loping through on the back of a hippopotamus."