Spam: The triumph of technology over taste. "Spam: Slime Posing As Meat" - Jay Leno Cogito, ergo Hormel (I think, therefore I Spam) "The ultimate dessert? Spam Jello!" - Jim Bodle Spam doesn't kill people - it outlives them. Spam for me, please, with a side of crunchy frog. So who put Spam in *your* cornflakes this morning? Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam. Chocolate covered spam - a true WARRIOR'S food! How could we forget Spam, the canned meat that conquered the world! So highly esteemed in Korea that Hormel makes specially-decorated ...