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"That might be a worthwhile use for the soon-to-be-vacant FBI Building. That building and Rosie share a similar stark and boxy ugliness."

"Rosie O'Donnell demands Trump's removal from office over Kennedy Center honor in latest tirade"

Perhaps she could be placated with the establishment of a Rosie O'Donnell TDS Rehab center.

"Minnesota Democrat Lt. Gov. Wears Muslim Garment While Pledging Support for Somalian Migrants"

Is Glad or Hefty making drawstring garments now?

"Mamdani's new lesbian FDNY fire chief never worked as a firefighter"

Should he ever need one, I hope he picks his personal surgeon the same way.

"Notice that Newsweak didn't add Trump's name to the new center name."

DEI Newsreeks.

"Chuck should check himself into a rehab center for that TDS"

"Katie Couric Admits They Lie"

That's how she makes a living.

"Let all the gay sympathizers of Muslims wake up, take heed and learn from this."

The Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come drives a motor vehicle.

"1619 Project’s Nikole Hannah-Jones Mourns Cop-Killer Who Escaped to Cuba"

"Is There a Santa Claus?"

"Judge Boasberg orders Trump admin to allow Venezeulans deported to El Salvador to return to the US"

Baosberg needs to become the celebrity resident of a new mental institution named for him and his kind - Bozoburgh.

"So, not only did the Obama and Biden Administration go to great lengths to protect Hillary Clinton, they went to unconstitutional lengths to get Trump."

"The 2020 GA Election Fraud is Confirmed!"

Fraudulent elections have consequences.

"The Department of Justice on Friday asked a federal appeals court to remove U.S. District Judge James Boasberg from an ongoing case over the administrations invocation of the Alien Enemies Act to deport members of Venezuelan gangs."

Baosberg needs to become the celebrity resident of a new mental institution named for him and his kind - Bozoburgh.

"How big a building does one need for a single book?"

Biden's contribution to America is written in scrolls. Thes include the Scott scroll, the Cottonelle scroll, the Angel Soft scroll, the Quilted Northern scroll, and the Charmin scroll.

"The ad ended with a call to action for customers to “hide out in McDonald’s till January’s here” to escape the festive “madness”."

I guess they edited the last scene with the fired McDonald's employee going postal in the restaurant.

"Polar bears are rewiring their own genetics to survive a warming climate"

The most recent polar bear operating system was buggy, so polar bear reverted to an earlier version.

"Ocean warmed by climate change..."

The sun finds this title very insulting.

"Ship them out in super-galaxies, c-17s, cargo ships, anything."

"What’s an ‘assault weapon’?"