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It's in pdf form. It's making it's way all over the liberal websites today Clinton Curtis, doesn't this sound too good like DIRK DIGLER or something?

The answer to the title question of this DUmmie THREAD, "Will Kerry become president?" is something that many DUmmies just don’t want to face. Unfortunately for them, tomorrow Ohio certifies their electoral votes for Bush and ANY CHANCE of Kerry “winning” the election completely evaporates. Of course, that won’t stop Bev Harris and Jesse Jackson trying to shill money from the suckers by making them think they can reveal vote fraud. And it also won’t stop many DUmmies from visualizing their own reality of a Kerry victory. So take a wild trip with me down psychedelic lane to watch the...

Just how nutty do you have to be to be banned from Dummieland for being incredibly annoying? Perhaps we should ask Bev Harris because she was BANNED today for being too bonkers even for the DUmmies. Methinks this is the beginning of the end of Bev’s con artistry. Her sources of funds are drying up. No longer allowed to shill in DUmmieland and even Randi Rhodes hasn’t been mentioning Bev lately. Could we be far away from Bev Harris doing the Frog Walk into jail for fraud? I think not. I only wish you folks could have heard the Steve...

The bitter Civil War over Keith Olbermann vs Bev Harris is becoming quite protracted since SIX DUmmie threads have been devoted thus far to this epic battle. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies covers the latest DUmmie THREAD of this Civil War. Oh, it is ever so much fun watching my DUmmie Ant Farm lately since, in addition to building Vote Fraud tunnels that lead nowhere, the ants are viciously attacking each other. DUmmie Leader Skinner has promised some sort of a statement concerning this Civil War soon and we are waiting for it with bated breath. Also of note...

DUmmie Civil War has broken out again! Like the previous Dummie Civil War covered in the DUmmie FUnnies this one also involves Bev Harris of BBV scam fame. This time, however, the DUmmie antagonists are gathered around general Bev Harris vs general Keith Olbermann who unexpectedly attacked her last night on his MSNBC show. You can view the internecine warfare on this DUmmie THREAD titled “Olberman/Harris.” As usual the DUmmie battlefield attacks are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble war correspondent is in the [brackets]. And now let us join the opening shot of this war as...

More than one kind of black box (Keith Olbermann) NEW YORK - I’ve been avoiding this topic for four weeks now, but given what I understand are a lot of dropped jaws around the blogosphere, I think I better spill this. I don’t think Bev Harris of Black Box Voting is doing anybody any favors. I suggested as much tonight on Countdown and there were a lot of understandably surprised emails. Some profane, incidentally, which had previously been the exclusive province of those who notified me of their opposition to anybody covering anything about voting irregularities or especially Jesse Jackson’s...

From my lofty perch here in the 5th Dimension, peering down at the DUmmie mortals in your dimension, I am noticing a waning interest in DUmmieland over trying to overturn the election results. Perhaps one reason is that the Ohio Provision Ballot Vote Count has shown Bush maintaining his substantial lead over Kerry. Another reason is that a number of the slightly more rational DUmmies are beginning to suspect that much of this election fraud scam is being hyped up by Bev Harris in order to line her pockets with greenbacks sent in by desperate DUmmies seeking desperately for a...

This DUmmie THREAD passed the audition process right away to enter the DUmmie FUnnies due to its catchy title, “Are we urinating into the prevailing advection about a possible reversal?” Okay, the term “urinating” will always get my attention in any thread title but could somebody out there explain just what “advection” means? Anyway, in addition to the title, this is an interesting DUmmie thread since is highlights the continuing DUmmie Delusion that John Kerry will somehow end up inaugurated as president this January. The DUmmies might have just a wee bit more credibility if they didn’t already blow a...

My DUmmie Ant Farm is all astir! A venomous scorpion in the form of Bev Harris of BBV fame is stinging my DUmmie Ants left and right lefter with her lethal stinger. So how did this scorpion entered the hallowed confines of the Dummie Ant Farm? Did she boldly invade? No. She was actually invited in by the DUmmies as a conquering heroine who would lead the DUmmie ants to overturn the election results and establish John Kerry as president in January. Not only did the Dummies hail the Bev Harris scorpion but they also fed her copious quantities of...

The DUmmies, having been defeated at the polls exactly a week ago, are now desperately grasping at the wildest straws. And the latest straw the DUmmies are grabbing is one Randi Rhodes of Err America. Prior to Randi’s appearance at Err America she was on WJNO Radio in West Palm Beach where she proudly proclaimed that her greatest fantasy was to perform a “Monica” upon Bill Clinton aboard Air Force One. Oh, and Randi believed in OJ’s innocence from the get go and to this day still thinks the real killers are out there somewhere, probably on golf courses since...

An error with an electronic voting system gave President Bush 3,893 extra votes in Columbus, Ohio. According to Franklin County’s unofficial results Bush received 4,258 votes compared to Kerry’s 260 votes in a precinct in Gahanna. However, records show only 638 voters cast ballots in that precinct. Bush actually only received 365 votes in that precinct. If this had repeated elsewhere in Ohio, it could have affected the outcome of the election. Workers checked the cartridge in the machine and each showed that 115 people voted for Bush on that machine. With other machines the total for Bush added up...

President Bush arrives back in Washington today after spending a 3-day weekend at Camp David. Since John Kerry conceded to Bush last Wednesday, the president and his advisers have talked extensively about what they call Bush's strong mandate to govern following the November 2 election. But as the rumor mill swirls about a reshuffling of Bush's cabinet and John Kerry returns to the Senate, there are many people who are not willing to simply move on from last Tuesday's election. Many of John Kerry's supporters were stunned last Wednesday when their candidate conceded the presidency to Bush. Just hours earlier,...

Below is a group of articles discussing different aspects of the electronic voting; possible problems and possible solutions. The article was written at least a few month ago. It's not a reporting of the problems on November 2, 2004 (yet). Sorry, Your Vote Has Been: Lost, Hacked, Miscast, Recorded TwiceNew electronic voting machines are supposed to prevent another Election Day disaster, but these paperless PCs could make hanging chads seem like a minor nuisance.  A breakdown of 2004 voting machines by county, and a few hotspots to watch    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/lgimg/0,21039,748736,00.html[1] Maryland and Georgia use Diebold voting machines statewide that leave...

Look at this:The Diebold GEMS central tabulator contains a stunning security holeSubmitted by Bev HarrisThu, 08/26/2004 Issue: Manipulation technique found in the Diebold central tabulator -- 1,000 of these systems are in place, and they count up to two million votes at a time. By entering a 2-digit code in a hidden location, a second set of votes is created. This set of votes can be changed, so that it no longer matches the correct votes. The voting system will then read the totals from the bogus vote set. It takes only seconds to change the votes, and to date...

She's running for the Senate--but not this year. WHEN I MEET Florida representative Katherine Harris in her Capitol Hill office, she pumps my hand and greets me in a gravelly voice. "I lost it somewhere in Iraq," she explains. "I think it was the sand." Harris is not as forbidding as she appears on television. She's small, athletic-looking, and--today at least--not made-up. We sit down to chat, and Harris slides to the edge of her chair. She gestures with her hands to emphasize important points. If an aide interrupts, she taps her fingers on her armrest or cuts him off,...