Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes??? That has to be a rhetorical question. Obviously, NO.
Posted on 11/09/2004 1:55:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies, having been defeated at the polls exactly a week ago, are now desperately grasping at the wildest straws. And the latest straw the DUmmies are grabbing is one Randi Rhodes of Err America. Prior to Randi’s appearance at Err America she was on WJNO Radio in West Palm Beach where she proudly proclaimed that her greatest fantasy was to perform a “Monica” upon Bill Clinton aboard Air Force One. Oh, and Randi believed in OJ’s innocence from the get go and to this day still thinks the real killers are out there somewhere, probably on golf courses since that seems to be where OJ is looking for them. However, as NUTTY as Randi is, she still has her disciples, mainly DUmmies since her latest shtick is that the election was stolen via computerized black box ballots. The Dummies are now so excited by Randi’s “revelations” that you will note that it sounds like they have suddenly gotten religion after denying God following their election loss last week. So sit back and watch the DUmmies on this THREAD drink the Black Box Ballot Kool-Aide along with Randi. As usual, the desperate DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the bemused observations of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
Good Lord!!! Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes???
[HALLELUJAH!!! Not only am I listening to Randi Rhodes but I am also sharing a crack pipe with her!]
Praise the Lord!
[Praise the Lord! The God that I recently denounced WILL restore us to the promised land on Pennsylvania Avenue!]
Yeah, it's pathetic that she's so right, isn't it?
[Well, I certainly agree with the pathetic part of your statement.]
you didn't just make fun of Randi, did you?
[A serious thinker like Randi whose main goal in life is to perform a “Monica” on Clinton aboard Air Force One? NAW!]
I'm listening,....maybe some Dem's biqwigs are too?
[Yes, let them drink the Black Box Ballot Kool-Aide too.]
I'm loving it. Where can we get an mp3 of this???
[At ElvisIsAlive.Com.]
Sweet Jesus, I can't stop going through the anger / depression cycle.
[You are now in the Desperation part of the cycle but don’t worry, you will soon be returning to back to Depression section of the cycle.]
I just wish we had info on what DNC was doing.
[Trying to decide what kind of ostrich skin couches, gold fixtures, and plush carpeting to furnish Terry McAwful’s office with.]
DNC, oh DNC, why hast thou forsaken us?
[You are forgiven your stupidity my son. Now go and sin some more.]
Praise Jesusland
[Burying ground of Liberal candidates.]
Clear evidence of voting fraud!!! Someone inform the media!
[Someone inform the Institute of Mental Health!]
Now let me make sure I'm clear on this...Those were all counties in Ohio, right?
[Wrong. Those are all counties in the Twilight Zone.]
I thought it was a conspiracy theory though?
[Yes, with the highest Tinfoil Hat classification.]
Lawrd-y me! It's a miracle!
[Yes! A miracle delivered unto us by the Black Helicopters!]
Hallelujah!! This is cracking my shit up. The demon mathematics. The demon science. The demon pollsters ... before God gave them the answers. Freaking hilarious. Praise God.
[Hallelujah! Hand me more of that Demon Rum to knock me even more senseless! Praise God! I’m DRUNK with Black Box Voting conspiracy theories!]
the fishy votes turned into loaves - it's a miracle!
[Yes, it is a miracle that the DUmmies can be conned twice by the same election. First by the phony exit polls and second by Randi’s crack dream Black Box Voting conspiracy theory.]
Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes??? That has to be a rhetorical question. Obviously, NO.
PING!
Praise the Lord! Add me to your DUmmies FUnnies ping list, would ya? I feel the need to gloat for a while longer! Thanks!
And they're the 'next generation' for us to deal with? Someone wake me for the race in 2040.
"Good Lord!!! Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes???"
Nope I'm listening to the normal cast of DUmmies who call the Michael Medved show with the usual range of wild conspiracy theories.
Man, they are losing it. Which begs the question: did they ever really have it to begin with?
No, actually. That's why her network has to buy its airtime.
-Dan
The DUmmies are working their way from complete desolation to sheer rage. They now believe the election was stolen so their rage will know no bounds.
Only for laughs.
We listen to Randi in very small doses... almost a morbid fascination at this point. We just duck in to see what she's raving about then duck out so we won't get any cooties.
Well we did cheat didn't we? I mean how could a draft-dogging chimp beat a real Vietnam War Hero? I just hope they don't figure out how we did it.
Yeah, that was a hoot, wasn't it? I particularly enjoyed the Tinfoil Hat who said there was stll slavery going on in Mississippi until the '80's.
You are on a roll my freeper friend, while the DUmmies seem to have fallen by the side of the road. I am afraid they are lost in their delusional dreamworld. (I hope they are reading this) heh
Be careful what you ask for, DUmmy. Are you sure you REALLY wanna go there?
It's like watching the DUmmie Ghost Dance.
ONE WORD....WACKOS....
Where've you been, Chadizzle Fairbizzle? You're just now getting on PJ's masterpieces of daily enlightenment and entertainment (enlightainment?)?
You're behind the curve there, buddy. Therefore, no Black Box Kool-Aid for you for 24 hours!
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