The Beatitudes of the Religious Left: Blessed are those who chose poverty over effort, for they shall live off of those who chose effort over poverty. Blessed are those who mourn for a living, for they shall have a long and prosperous career. Blessed are the meek vassals of the state, for they shall never toil, nor achieve. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for a firearm, for your unmarked grave will be provided free of charge by the state. Blessed are those who are merciful to all forms of evil for they will never be deemed judgmental by...