FUN FACTS ABOUT THE AR-15 * The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired. * Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them. * Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world. * Some believe that Hitler was in fact an AR-15 in a rubber mask. * In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to...