“…I have come up a plan, which I refer to as the Save Our Butts Plan. It works like this. We put everybody and everybody's money into a huge life insurance policy, see, declare some wars, release a few deadly viruses, wipe out half the population, and pay off the policy. In the end, there will be half as many people, creating job openings out the wazoo, each survivor will have twice as much money, and this will fuel consumption. With plentiful jobs and more money to spend, the recovery will commence!...” The Mogambo Guru St. Petersburg, Florida - The...