During this most busy travel season, delays are unavoidable. And with many people threatening to boycott the new TSA scanning/ pat-down process, delays are likely to be even longer. As a public service to our readers, Grand Rants would like to offer a few suggestions that can minimize your delays and make your travel a bit safer and less burdensome... 10.) Who me? Oh, I’m not actually going anywhere. But it’s been months since I’ve been on a date and… 9.) I’m ready, babe, and my seatback and tray tables are in their full upright position, if you get my...