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“Anti-Semitic platforms like Gab have no place in Texas and certainly do not represent Texas values,” Abbott said. “What does represent Texas values is legislation like this by Representative King and Representative Goldman that fights antisemitism in Texas,” he added.

Lou Costello proving to Bud Abbot that 13 X 7 really does equal 28.

Abbott and Costello Do Unemployment (Someone e-mailed this cleverly written riff to me just after the April 2012 Obama unemployment figures were released. If they were alive, I am sure that Abbott and Costello would do a gag just like this.) COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible times. It’s 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that’s 9%…...

I'm waiting for the economy to "raise"

He was the funny little guy. The chubby one who did the pratfalls, was the butt of jokes, was always being conned and abused by his tall, skinny buddy. That was the movies. In real life Lou Costello was nobody's fool. The jokester to Bud Abbott's straight-man in dozens of Abbott & Costello movies, radio skits and television shows, Costello was known in real life as a generous, caring man who loved kids and never forgot his roots. Especially his hometown of Paterson, N.J. Next weekend, Paterson will return the favor. It will throw a 100th birthday bash for the...

In "honor" of the deranged gunman who can't stand the sound of "New Jersey..."