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[Jael]

Go to the body of the comment. I don't have time to code this. :-)

[drstevej]

Luna, this entire thread is a jibe at varying religions including my own. My comment is not unlike the others on the thread.

-- drstevej

[Jael]

Ok, time for you to grow up.

[Jael]

Luna, these are gibes at everyone's religion, that's the beauty of it. It's ok. Relax and enjoy the humor.

[Jael]

You have a theology in common with Arminius <p. You started wrong, and you remain wrong. But you know that. Carry on, with my permission, to lie about me. Because it simply proves that your man made religion has changed your mind, but not your heart.

[JesseShurun]

When confronted by a little chiuachua just sit down on them.

[the_doc]

I agree.

Based on your spelling, I would say you ain't from these parts, are you, pardner?

[the_doc]

See #64.

[Diamond]

To be funny, purported humor has to have a kernel of truth. That top ten list is not funny. Then again it only claims to be a list of irritants.

10. Say to him that God doesn't have a sense of humor because He already knows all the punchlines.

I've seen movies such as, "Lost in America", and "The In-Laws" countless times. I know the words by heart, and yet I still laugh. Why is that? Is God any different in this respect? If you don't think God has a sense of humor, read the O.T. sometime.

Cordially,

[Gamecock]

Three health care workers die and arrive at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter calls the first one and asks what she did in life. She answers, “I was a nurse, I cared for the ill and comforted the dying.” St Pete looks in his book and said yes, a nurse, you may enter.

St Peter asked the next soul what he did. He responded, “I was a physician, I cured the ill and invented a cure for baldness.” St Peter again refers to his book and replies, yes, a physician, you may enter.

He asked the last individual what he did with his life. The man responded, “I ran an HMO’
ST Peter looks in the book, rubs his chin and says:




"Yes, You can come in, but only for three days."

BTW, Before I get flamed, I know this gives the impression that works saves. This is a joke, get over it.

[Bat_Chemist]

Thanks for that, it was funny!

Now, doc, if you don't GET the HUMOR, you don't have to attack the poster. Sometimes I wish you'd sublime...

[WriteOn]

lol.

[WriteOn]

funny!

[RnMomof7]

Psa 37:13   The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

[RnMomof7]

To be funny, purported humor has to have a kernel of truth. That top ten list is not funny. Then again it only claims to be a list of irritants.

Diamond I have a great sense of humor and can laugh at doctrine with most..but that post was not hurtful to Calvinists it demeaned God, and robbed His holiness and glory ...he made God a joke..it only shows he does not know the God of the Bible

10. Say to him that God doesn't have a sense of humor because He already knows all the punch lines.

Btw God not only KNOWS the punchlines HE wrote them....

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL!

[Jael]

I like it.;-)

[Dr. Eckleburg]

#12 is hilarious. "...compose a modern dance...

I've actually seen this -- and it wasn't pretty.

[Jael]

MY sister has been involved in some of that stuff, and I just don't get it.

[WriteOn]

Caught me. I am more than aware of who will have the last laugh. :-) I hope you've been well and that the Christmas season has been fruitful for you and yours. :-)

[JesseShurun]

I reckon not. I just allow as if you are going to get bit in the butt, you ought to have a cushion to sit on.