[Gamecock]

Three health care workers die and arrive at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter calls the first one and asks what she did in life. She answers, “I was a nurse, I cared for the ill and comforted the dying.” St Pete looks in his book and said yes, a nurse, you may enter.

St Peter asked the next soul what he did. He responded, “I was a physician, I cured the ill and invented a cure for baldness.” St Peter again refers to his book and replies, yes, a physician, you may enter.

He asked the last individual what he did with his life. The man responded, “I ran an HMO’
ST Peter looks in the book, rubs his chin and says:




"Yes, You can come in, but only for three days."

BTW, Before I get flamed, I know this gives the impression that works saves. This is a joke, get over it.

[Bat_Chemist]

Thanks for that, it was funny!

Now, doc, if you don't GET the HUMOR, you don't have to attack the poster. Sometimes I wish you'd sublime...

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL!

[Jael]

I like it.;-)