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A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day....06-18-03....Our Beloved Presidential Pets
Gizmo and Dutchess and Billie | gizmo

Posted on 06/18/2003 4:35:28 AM PDT by dutchess



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in need; and congratulate those deserving. We strive to keep our threads entertaining, fun, and pleasing to look at, and often have guest writers contribute an essay, or a profile of another FReeper.
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We're having fun and hope you are!

~ Billie, dansangel, dutchess, Mama_Bear





How precious we Creatures Great and Small are. We bring fun, laughter and comfort to you, our human family and friends. . .. and yes . . . aggravation too! We hope you enjoy this weeks thread and invite you let us feature your special furry (or not so furry) FinestPet.





A Dream of a Lifetime…Our President's Pets…the Exclusive Interview!!!!!

Hello FR friends….what a special interview I have for you folks! I was lying on the couch trying to decide who to feature this week…WHEN . . . the phonecall came. FreetheHostages and the DC chapter came through and got me an exclusive interview with the Presidential Pets…Does it get much better?
I arrived bright and early, just in time to watch our beloved president take his morning jog. The lovely Laura greeted me at the entry of the residence, picked me up and planted a big kiss on the top of my head. (swoon) Spot soon came out to greet me and we settled in the kitchen for a little snack. Great food and let me tell you she is a babe (right…you all thought Spot was a guy . . . NOT!)


Gizmo: Spot can tell I'm quite nervous…just don't know where to start. Imagine ME speechless. Anyway, I finally asked how she felt when she moved to the Whitehouse.
Spot: I was pretty nervous about the move and kind of sad cause I really love our ranch. When we got here I couldn't believe how BIG the place was. In a way it was exciting…so many rooms to explore…but…so different from my lovely home in Texas.


Gizmo: So what were the first moments like…your mom and dad were probably pretty busy and didn't have much time for you.
Spot: Actually, I started searching the house looking for tennis balls and bones and was surprised at how familiar the place smelled. It was as if I had been there before. Dad was walking around with me…wanting to make sure I was okay. I nudged him on the ankle and he said to me, "Well, Spotty, how does it feel to be living again in the same house where you were born?" Then it all made dog sense. This big house is the place where I was born on March 17, 1989. My mother, Millie, took care of me and my brothers and sisters before Mom and Dad took me to their house in Texas.
Gizmo: What a cool story….so what does it feel like being "the first pet" so to speak.
Spot: Well…mom and dad are gone more than before…but they always have time for us and all the people that work here at the Whitehouse are pretty cool. AND…we all just love our military detail. There's nothing cooler than getting off marine one and watching dad and our proud soldier salute.


Gizmo: So tell me a little about your brother and sister.
Spot: Well…here comes Barney now…what a handful my little brother was when he first came here!


Barney: (running into the room) Hey Giz…here I am. Hope Spotty isn't telling tales…(hehe) get it…tales/tails????
Gizmo: Geesh!
Barney: I was born on September 30, 2000 in New Jersey and am the son of Coors, a Scottish Terrier owned by then Governor Christine Todd Whitman. I was a gift to my lovely mom.
Gizmo: So you were already around during the big election debacle.
Barney: Well yes…but mom and dad are pretty focused and they always found time for us and didn't let on if things were bothering them. Although Spot missed the ranch…I LOVED moving to the Whitehouse. All those reporters who tried to bribe me with cookies. I even lifted my leg on one or two of them. (I heard dad and Uncle Cheney call one of them something like Climber or Clymer????…….)


Spot: It was SO embarrassing…
Gizmo: Well, I HAVE to ask…did you get a chance to meet your predecessors?
Spot: Socks and Buddy?
Gizmo: Yeah.
Spot: (Barney and Spot glance at each other knowingly) You know, it was really kind of sad because Buddy and Socks were really quite nice. It was obvious that they were quite lonely and didn't get much love or attention. You could tell that they envied the obvious love bestowed on us from mom and dad.
Barney: Socks was really happy when they gave her away.


Spot: We were really sad to hear that Buddy was hit by the car.
Barney: (with a devilish grin) Except he's much better off up at Rainbow Bridge and you know that he won't have to worry about Bill and Hillary following them there. Where they will end up is NO PLACE CLOSE TO OUR BELOVED RAINBOW BRIDGE!!!!!!!
Spot: Now Barney…mom, dad AND GRANDPA BUSH would not want you talking that way!
(suddenly India slinks into the room for a bite of food)


India: Hey Gizmo, I heard you were visiting.
Gizmo: Hey India. So what's it like for you living in the Whitehouse.
India: Pretty cool…I spend most of my time playing hide-n-seek with the staff, hanging in the library…mom and my favorite room, or sleeping under the bed.
Gizmo: So…how'd you get your name? I read somewhere that the "Indians" found it offensive that you were named after them.
India: Another example of political correctness run amuck. Actually my nickname is Willie. I was named after former Texas Ranger baseball player, Ruben Sierra, who was called "El Indio"
Gizmo: Just then Laura returns, says it's getting late and invites me to spend the night. She puts me on her lap and starts reading "Hank the Cowdog" . . . Spots favorite book. Oh what a wonderful day this has been.


Gizmo: Sigh…I'll enjoy spending the night on lovely Laura's lap….
LATER THAT MORNING . . . .
Codee: Hey Gizzy…wake up…we must have fallen asleep on the couch…come on…it's time to go to bed….Gosh…you've been sleeping for hours!!!!
Gizmo: (sigh)….you mean…oh darn…it was just a dream….no …it can't be…it seemed so real!!!!
Codee: Gizmo….what this….how on earth did you ever get in a picture with our President and Spot and Barney???? How in the world???????



Gizmo: (grin)….On the Finest....all things are possible…..
So here you have it Finest Friends. Hope you enjoy this week's edition of All Creatures Great and Small! As for me...I'm going to take a nap and re-live this wonderful day!







THIS WEEK'S THREADS

06-16-03...Celebration of Whoever
06-17-03...FReeper Fun in the Sun

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To: FreeTheHostages
It's amazing what a Humvee can do if you try, huh, wolfie?

You should know! LOL

81 posted on 06/18/2003 9:45:43 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: ST.LOUIE1; All
ooops!

Gotta get back to work!

82 posted on 06/18/2003 9:46:05 AM PDT by Pippin ( Bush in '04)
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To: Pippin
Fine, too far to walk?
83 posted on 06/18/2003 9:49:26 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Here's to Hillary's book sinking like the Clinton 2000 economy)
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To: bmwcyle
LOL!

I know, it sounded kinda silly when I posted it.

So you got me there! :O)

84 posted on 06/18/2003 9:53:03 AM PDT by Pippin ( Bush in '04)
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To: Pippin; martin_fierro
Hi ((((((((Pippin)))))))

Glad you're feeling better today! :-)

Martin calls me "gearhead" because on another thread he found out that I have a little more than the average female's knowledge of cars. Loved to help and watch my Dad work on his when I was growing up.

With everything computerized now, I'm not sure what all I'm looking at under the hood anymore - LOL!
85 posted on 06/18/2003 9:54:53 AM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
BTW....'who' is Lars?

He's the liberal, whack-o, Dansy-alter-ego Inquisitor's driver.

But today, I'm the lovable "wolfette."

[[[[[{{{{{(((((Louie_Wolfie_Man)))))}}}}}]]]]]

See? :-)


86 posted on 06/18/2003 10:00:37 AM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: dansangel
It's amazing what a Humvee can do if you try, huh, wolfie?

Pfffftttt!

"Pfffftttt"???? You use that word to wolfie????? : (

You *ruined* it for Lars and I...

Pfffftttt!

....oops, I *didn't* say that! :-)

You did - and I hope .45Man sees it. LOL

87 posted on 06/18/2003 10:17:32 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: ST.LOUIE1; .45MAN
You did - and I hope .45Man sees it. LOL

.45MAN knows...I've been very up front with him. He *tolerates* Lars because he knows that's part of the liberal, whack-o (ugh!) dansy's life and not the right-wing, gun-toting dansy that he loves! :-)

88 posted on 06/18/2003 10:20:21 AM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Who is Lars??! Lars is your competition . . . .
89 posted on 06/18/2003 10:25:09 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Billie
Hi Billie. Glad you liked it. Ofcourse the graphic you created was the "icing on the cake"!

So sorry you had problems with everything. I noticed that your welcome/ping post appeared twice.

It was so wierd...there was no link to the homepage plus the group ping was not showing up. I contacted the adminmoderator who deleted the first greeting and suggested I repost it. An hour later (after I did the second ping) the link was there as well as my first ping. Geesh! I didn't know if it had anything to do with my new DSL connection WHICH IS AWESOME!
90 posted on 06/18/2003 10:34:49 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: The Thin Man
But let's have no more dream sequences. I don't blame you Gizmo, it was probably dutchess' idea.

Gizmo replies: Are you saying I don't have a mind of my own...geesh...."mom" warned me about you!
91 posted on 06/18/2003 10:36:44 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: MeeknMing
Hi Meekie. Thanks for keeping us informed about that trial. It's never boring in Texas is it????
92 posted on 06/18/2003 10:37:34 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: Pippin
I'll try to behave myself now :O)

Don't do that! We wouldn't recognize you. LOL

PS Rant all you want. : )

93 posted on 06/18/2003 10:38:12 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Pippin
Not only are you hugging yourself, but you're calling yourself Pippin! LOL!

Oops! :o)
94 posted on 06/18/2003 10:39:23 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
I was going to reply to your post #2 to me and found it had been pulled. Er.....you weren't talkin' dirty, were ya? LOL

Well...actually that sounds a lot more interesting than a silly little mistake LOL!

{{{{{{{{LOUIE}}}}}}}}

95 posted on 06/18/2003 10:41:57 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: ru4liberty
Love that picture of Spot and GWB. Was going to see if Billie could insert Gizmo there! (and he would LOVE to visit your Chelsea and I promise he'll behave!
96 posted on 06/18/2003 10:43:44 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
RANT! RANT! RANT! RANT! RANT! RANT! RANT!

That enough ranting? LOL!

97 posted on 06/18/2003 10:46:41 AM PDT by Pippin ( Bush in '04)
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To: bmwcyle
You forgot all of Hillary's lap dogs such as Sidney.

LOL!
98 posted on 06/18/2003 10:47:08 AM PDT by dutchess (We Love our FreeperPets)
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To: dansangel
LOL!
99 posted on 06/18/2003 10:47:29 AM PDT by Pippin ( Bush in '04)
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To: dutchess
:O)

(((((DUTCHESS)))))!


100 posted on 06/18/2003 10:49:24 AM PDT by Pippin ( Bush in '04)
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