USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Thursday Sports Day in the Canteen ~ May 15 2003

MoJo2001, Kathy in Alaska and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
--George Will

It is amazing what can be accomplished when nobody cares about who gets the credit.
--Robert Yates

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NBA

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MLB

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NHL

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NASCAR

Hello NASCAR fans! I'm sure you were all depressed because there wasn't a Winston Cup race this past weekend. Fret not, it's BACK ON this weekend.

NFL

Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor and linebacker Zach Thomas will be in Germany to visit United States military men and women on behalf of the USO and the NFL, May 15-18. "I am pleased that Zach and Jason will represent the NFL and let the troops know how appreciative and proud we are of them," said Commissioner Paul Tagliabue, who went on a similar trip with Jerome Bettis and Eddie George last year.

MLS

Are you bored with America's other pastimes? Would you like to join the billions of other people in the world that are crazy about "football"? Did you watch the last World Cup and discover that the United States actually had a national team for soccer? Were you impressed that they did better than France? If so, click on the MLS logo and find out more about soccer.

Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin.
--Yogi Berra

This is our picture of the week. This may seem like a boring picture, but this is a picture of Free Iraqi's practicing soccer without fear of Saddam Hussein or any of the thugs of his regime. Thank you to all our brave men and women for their sacrifice and service to not only America, but for the freedom of oppressed peoples around the world. "Thank You" goes out to our allies as well. Thank you!

I never criticize a player until they are first convinced of my unconditional confidence in their abilities.
--John Robinson

DID YOU KNOW??

The first (ancient Greek) Olympic games were held in 776 B.C. There was only one event - a one-kilometre footrace down the centre of the stadium in Olympia.

Even though "Shoeless Joe" Jackson was barred from baseball's Hall of Fame for his role in the 1919 "Black Sox" scandal, his shoes can be found there.

Although 24 out of the 30 current National Hockey League teams are located in America, all NHL jerseys are manufactured in Canada.

American football has the highest injury rate of any sport, with a rate 12 times higher than basketball, the next most injurious sport. Most NFL players eventually suffer a career-ending or career-shortening injury sometime in their career.

For the 1960 Summer Olympics in Rome, the Roman Olympic Organisation Committee made a deal with the Association of Roman Thieves not to engage in street thefts during the Olympics. So, during the games, occurrences of pickpocketing, purse snatching, and holdups were at a low.

COACHES CORNER: ASK MA!

Welcome To The Coaches Corner! Think you have issues? Please take time to see how Ma answers questions for famous athletes, coaches, and wannabes. Perhaps you can spot someone you know!

You have issues? Ma has answers!

Dear Ma,

I am a former figure skater with a "checkered" past. I have tried to live down that infamous day when another figure skater was taken out by my ex-husband and a "friend". Since that time, I've had a very rough life. I've tried acting, singing, boxing, and other activities to support myself. I've had to live in my car and suffer humiliation as a poster girl for the "WHITE TRASH" camp. I'm trying to "reform" myself and I wanted your perspective on what I can do to help myself.
Sincerely, Trailer Trash Tonya

Dear Trailer Trash Tonya,

Where do I begin? To state that your life is a mess would be to state the obvious. What you need is a shrink, a shrink's couch, and lots of Prozac. That would be a good start. Second, you need to get into one of those support groups for people with neurotic personalities. Find out which one Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco are in and then join immediately. Or, if you can find the one where O.J. Simpson is a member..you'd be better off. I just had a chat with the MAN upstairs and he assures me that you do have a redeeming quality. Although, I'm not sure that you should work anywhere near a crowbar. So? That leaves you with two options for employment: Bill Clinton's intern or one of Hans Blix's weapons inspectors. Neither one of those jobs requires a good education, good breeding, or common sense. As a matter of fact, the dumber you are the better.

NEXT!

Dear Ma,

I am the former Heavyweight champion of the world. I am currently entangled in some legal issues with some of my babies mamas. I also have an issue with the Nation Of Islam. (I converted to Islam during one of my "vacation" stays in the big house.) They seem to think that Allah needs more money. I disagree. Also, I'm feeling self conscious because a lot of people make fun of my voice. They say I talk like a crack baby. That really hurts a gentle guy like myself. I just need love. I'm writing to ask you if I will ever find the right woman and whether or not I will beat Evander Holyfield?
Sincerely, Talking Tyson Time! Big Upz Ma!

Dear Mike Tyson,

Please see my above response to your fellow neurotic athlete, Tonya. I'm not sure I get paid enough to be your Ma, shrink, mentor, babysitter, career counselor, common sense reality checker, or your babbling know it all. Since you asked, I will deliver. Legal issues and Mike Tyson? That would have been your legacy, but then you had to go out there and outdo yourself. I think the whole world feels you have an ear fetish now. If not, you obviously didn't get enough food when you were a baby. Who would think of biting someone's ear in the ring? Only you baby!! Your trouble with women is well documented. Did you ever think about actually dating any of these women prior to breeding with them? It usually helps with the whole bonding issue. As for the Nation of Islam, well they have their own issues to worry about these days. Hustling money that you supposedly don't have isn't one of them. As for your speaking like a baby, is that what gets women to breed with you? It's gotta be something. I'm guessing that could be it. Every girl loves baby dolls as youngsters. I guess they must have thought you were it. Little did they know, huh? Just remember to keep a shrink on staff and your lawyer on call. The drama in your life would take weeks to sort out. I don't have that much time and The Kid doesn't pay me enough to do it. If you need a job that badly, you could always do the WWF thing. They'd love to have you.

UNTIL NEXT WEEK!

Sports Do Not Build Character...They Reveal It
--John Wooden

[Kathy in Alaska]

Now THAT is really cool! And having access to a list of the "little" stuff they need to show how we are not the ugly Americans that even some Americans say we are. Good for you!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and sweet dreams, Diva, and thank you for all the wonderful things you bring to the Canteen for our troops, veterans, their families, and our allies.

[Bethbg79]

Goodnight y'all!!

See ya tomorrow for Western day at camp!!

[tomkow6]

Good night, Diva! See ya tomorrow, for "Western Movies", at Camp Run-A-Muk !!

[tomkow6]

Westrern

A "RADIX", with skinny leggs !!!!

[Radix]

I just noticed something.

I never see Seven of Nine and Bethbg79 in the same post at the same time.

 

What is up with that?

 

 

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hello and good night, Beth. See ya at camp.

[fatima]

Bump.

[Valin]

We're having a full lunar eclipes the moon is red. What a magical place God has given us!

[tomkow6]

I never see Seven of Nine and Bethbg79 in the same post at the same time.

Thats 'cause she's got SKINNY LEGGS, like you & Linda!

[Kathy in Alaska]

I know, I know, I'm really late, but you have 3 horses? WOW! Gotta picture or two? And of course we want to see the babies when they come. That kick does look like it could be lethal if one got in the way.

[tomkow6]

Goodnight, Sis!

[tomkow6]

My fat cat is telling me it's time for bed; soooooooo:

 

 

Good night, all!

May God bless all who come to the Canteen.

May God bless & keep safe all our troops & their famlies!

Dear Lord,
There's a young man far from home,
called to serve his nation in time of war;
sent to defend our freedom
on some distant foreign shore.

We pray You keep him safe,
we pray You keep him strong,
we pray You send him safely home ...
for he's been away so long.

There's a young woman far from home,
serving her nation with pride.
Her step is strong, her step is sure,
there is courage in every stride.

We pray You keep her safe,
we pray You keep her strong,
we pray You send her safely home ...
for she's been away too long.

Bless those who await their safe return.
Bless those who mourn the lost.
Bless those who serve this country well,
no matter what the cost.

God, Bless America!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and sleep well, Tom. God bless you good for all the support you give our troops. See you at Camp. And thank you for your service to our country.

[SevenofNine]

OHHH TOMKOW hug that crazy cat of yours for me LOL!

HUGSSSSS


Well report breaking off BBC wire report that IDF just lay SMACKDOWN ON PLO miltants try march on Gaza strip on PLO refugee day

Well today May 15 was Israel independance day

While May 16 something for PLO

Lay smackdown

RACKKKKKKKKKKK THE IDF

[Kathy in Alaska]

Sports Day ... Bump!

Thanks for bumping by blackie.

[SevenofNine]

Well Gallup news service reporting who is greatest Prez of all time Honest Abe Lincoln and certain Warner Bros player named Ronnie Reagan TOOOK TOP HONOR

RACK ITTTTTT

WAR THE GIPPER

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Louisville is home for you. I forgot.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Nite Ladies
May God Bless All who enter the USO Canteen

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, aomagrat, for today's history of the USS Duxbury. I wonder how the Navy decides on a paint job.