Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"AMERICA (& THE WORLD) CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER CLINTON.
(INDEED, IT IS NOT CLEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE)
"To this end, we must do the following:
1. Explain that the president's raison d'etre is NATIONAL SECURITY--not a difficult sell in this post-9/11 world. Explain that the clintons didn't merely fail utterly to protect us, didn't merely increase our vulnerability to terrorists and rogue states. In the ultimate act of betrayal and inhumanity, the clintons, for eight years, systematically disemboweled America in order to advance their own power and noxious legacy."
2. "Demonstrate that clinton corruption and ineptitude and fecklessness and cowardice and essential stupidity and megalomania were the proximate cause of 9/11. Demonstrate that the clintons failed utterly to confront terrorism in its incipient stage, when it could be stopped.
3. Explain Chinagate and how it endangers America, how our children and our grandchildren will be the clintons' ultimate victims.
4. Explain the clinton-Carter mismanagement of Korea
5. The clinton rapes. Get out all the information, including the Ford Building evidence.
6. Expose clinton's undemocratic refusal to subject herself to opposition interviews, questioning, etc..To expose media complicity; insert stealth "Prudhomme" questioners in all clinton venues.
***Clinton Cannot Survive the Sunlight!!***
7. Reopen the investigation of the Ron Brown death. Blacks will leave clinton in droves once they understand what has happened.
8. Exploit the web to bypass the media and get out the truth."
I got more than three (3) steps, but the suggestions are sound and This Will Work...It Must Work!!
Both the Clintons must be Brought to Justice fer their Crimes Against This Nation and Their Crimes Against Humanity!!
re-impeach. convict. dethrone.
disbar. de-pension. de-legitimize.
indict. convict. imprison. discard key.
And it starts by forcing John Ashcroft to RESIGN from the Justice Department!!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
Can you believe the chutzpah of this guy.
LOOK at how he moved in on your warm sentiment aimed at me.
Wife's outa town for a couple days & he's chiesling in on any available female who'll lend an ear to his baloney.
Whatta an egg snatcher!
I swear ya gotta keep two eyes on the guy & one hand on your knickers (for the gals) -- wallet (for the fellas) whenever dealing with this one, A-M.
He'll deny that, naturally; while, I'd *like* to point out Vermont is where Renee had to go to get away from this one's advances.
Funeral myass.
If there was any kind of funeral in the family, whatsoever?
...we'd be talking about the death of his sexlife.
Whaaaaaaat "declaration"?
Declaration shmeclaration...the Deadskins -- true to their name -- were DOA from the get-go.
I said there was more life in a chunk of foreskin than in that entire team, didn't I?
Besides, you shunted me outa the process ages ago when you took my "rulings" & pittled all over 'em. (~hurt my goddam *feelings*, ya did.)
Just be grateful I wasn't in your SuperBowl pool or you'd all be cutting me a check.
There'd have been plenty hurt feelings to go around, alright.
But if it'll make ya happy, &, outa deference to your age, I'll declare ya the, "Winner."
(~you're supposed to exclaim, "I FEEL GREAT!")
But now comes the really tough part, grego.
...try to collect from the scoundrel.
Good to see ya, my older-brother-like FRiend...MUD
Just couldn't resist the opportunity of teasing a few of the old timers, is all.
When I do find the time (& inclination) to hang around for longer periods of time one day?
You & I will have to talk "music" as I understand you're a "professional" in the field.
I've always wanted to pursue music as a life(style) for myself; while, my destiny saw it otherwise.
Anyway, if you're my *vintage*, then we've seen & heard a lot over the past 40 years.
Good chance we'd probably have a fairly stimulating conversation.
Music is such a mirror of who we *think* we are -- generationally speaking -- that there's simply no better (nor more entertaining) study into our collective sociology & psychology than through music. None.
...later gator.
FReegards...MUD
I'd like to lurk during that conversation when it comes to pass...MUD
Re: Lars Larson; he's friends with Laura ingraham. Last night they were on the air together. If you ever want to hear good impersonations, Laura Ingraham is hilarious! She does the best Bobby Big Byrd, and also the hags Helen Thomas and Susan Estrich. If you've ever heard her do an impersonation, you'll know what I'm talkin' 'bout.
I get her weekly E-Blast, I highly recommend it, and it's free. Here it is:
Laura's Weekly E-Blast!
http://www.LauraIngraham.com
HOLLYWOOD LOVES DICTATORS
In Hollywood films, the bad guys usually lose. They arent celebrated. They arent deified. The good guys dont engage in endless dialogue as innocents are killed and tortured. The heroes are the ones who fight hard and triumph over evil. Hollywood just doesnt make films exalting leaders who torture or kill their own citizens.
At least it didnt until Oliver Stone spent some time in Cuba, hanging with Fidel.
Coming this May on HBO, is Stones documentary Commandante, about the life of Fidel Castro. Jake Tapper of Salon.com reported on Stones softball session with reporters recently at the Sundance Film Festival. I thought he was warm and bright, said Stone of his amigo nuevo Castro, He's a very driven man, a very moral man. He's very concerned about his country. He's selfless in that way.
Yet does Stone, for a moment, ever think about what would happen to a Cuban filmmaker who tried to produce a glowing film about President Bush? Does he think about Castros jails teeming with prisoners whose crime was not thinking properly? Of course not. That would divert energy from a more important tasksavaging American foreign policy.
Its easy to write off much of what comes out of the mouths of Hollywood leftists. They repay the country that made their wealth and privilege possible by trashing her traditions and institutions. They side with countries that resent us, and trust dictators like Saddam or Fidel more than the American voters or the President they elected.
The school-girl crushes that so many among our cultural elite have on dictators is nothing new. Stalin was a favorite of many New York intellectuals in the 20s. Jane Fonda cuddled up to Ho Chi Mihn. American liberals pushing unilateral disarmament 25 years ago thought the Soviet Unions didnt have the intentions of an evil empire, but worried about what Reagan might do. Now these same people are taking field-trips to Baghdad and Havana so that they may come home and educate us.
Hollywoods more vocal anti-war crusaders--Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen, Sean Penn, George Clooney, Sheryl Crow, Madonna and Dave Matthews--want America to know that they are concerned for the children. But what about the children of Iraqi dissidents who are routinely flogged and beheaded by Sadams secret police? These same celebrities rally around slogans such as girl power. Yet Iraqs women are treated like property, not partners. These celebrities are for gay rights. But gay pride in Iraq is punishable by death. These stars say theyre for the environment. But a retreating Saddam set fire to the Kuwaiti oil wells at the end of the Gulf War.
All that, of course, is Americas fault.
Being hopelessly liberal and out of touch with the rest of the country isnt anything new for the entertainment industry, but this new strain of anti-Americanism is. Essentially, they believe that in our interdependent world, America should start acting, well, less American. We should stop playing the superpower role. (Leave that to Tobey McGuire or Keanu Reeves.) We should start taking on more mature roles, and model ourselves after the sensible countries in Europe.
Stones deification of Castro is especially sickening, even by his standards. Yet so far Hollywood is silent on Stones glossing over decades of Castros bloody repression.
WORD OF THE WEEK
Mortification, n.
1. A feeling of shame, humiliation, or wounded pride.
2. Discipline of the body and the appetites by self-denial or self-inflicted privation. As in--
Mortification has become anathema to generations of Americans who have become accustomed to instant gratification.
FBD- over-n-out
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