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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


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To: Mia T; M. Thatcher; holdonnow; Grampa Dave; CyberAnt; coteblanche; stand watie; KLT; ...
"How To Git Rid of the Clintons in Three Easy Steps"

"AMERICA (& THE WORLD) CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER CLINTON.
(INDEED, IT IS NOT CLEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE)

"To this end, we must do the following:
1. Explain that the president's raison d'etre is NATIONAL SECURITY--not a difficult sell in this post-9/11 world. Explain that the clintons didn't merely fail utterly to protect us, didn't merely increase our vulnerability to terrorists and rogue states. In the ultimate act of betrayal and inhumanity, the clintons, for eight years, systematically disemboweled America in order to advance their own power and noxious legacy."
2. "Demonstrate that clinton corruption and ineptitude and fecklessness and cowardice and essential stupidity and megalomania were the proximate cause of 9/11. Demonstrate that the clintons failed utterly to confront terrorism in its incipient stage, when it could be stopped.
3. Explain Chinagate and how it endangers America, how our children and our grandchildren will be the clintons' ultimate victims.
4. Explain the clinton-Carter mismanagement of Korea
5. The clinton rapes. Get out all the information, including the Ford Building evidence.
6. Expose clinton's undemocratic refusal to subject herself to opposition interviews, questioning, etc..To expose media complicity; insert stealth "Prudhomme" questioners in all clinton venues.

***Clinton Cannot Survive the Sunlight!!***

7. Reopen the investigation of the Ron Brown death. Blacks will leave clinton in droves once they understand what has happened.
8. Exploit the web to bypass the media and get out the truth."

I got more than three (3) steps, but the suggestions are sound and This Will Work...It Must Work!!

Both the Clintons must be Brought to Justice fer their Crimes Against This Nation and Their Crimes Against Humanity!!

re-impeach. convict. dethrone.
disbar. de-pension. de-legitimize.
indict. convict. imprison. discard key.

And it starts by forcing John Ashcroft to RESIGN from the Justice Department!!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

81 posted on 02/11/2003 6:55:15 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: conservativemusician
My bad...it's been crazy with the Missuz in Vermont at a funeral and me mindin' both the mudrats by my lonesome. She's supposed to get back home this evening, so I can give you a ring tonite if yer gonna be around. Sorry about that...MUD
82 posted on 02/11/2003 6:58:37 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Happygal
"I miss you personally"
"Thanks, young lady, but I've only been gone a few hours, so you need to learn to be patient. Patience is a virtue that we acquire as we near 40...MUD"

Can you believe the chutzpah of this guy.
LOOK at how he moved in on your warm sentiment aimed at me.
Wife's outa town for a couple days & he's chiesling in on any available female who'll lend an ear to his baloney.
Whatta an egg snatcher!

I swear ya gotta keep two eyes on the guy & one hand on your knickers (for the gals) -- wallet (for the fellas) whenever dealing with this one, A-M.

He'll deny that, naturally; while, I'd *like* to point out Vermont is where Renee had to go to get away from this one's advances.

Funeral myass.
If there was any kind of funeral in the family, whatsoever?

...we'd be talking about the death of his sexlife.

83 posted on 02/11/2003 7:24:25 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
You know, I saw Clinton on CNN the other day, too. What a bad time for him to crawl out from under his rock. Ex-Presidents shouldn't be doing that right about now: he should be staying quiet while all this goes on.
84 posted on 02/11/2003 7:25:36 AM PST by FreeTheHostages (God Bless President Bush and our troops)
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To: sultan88
"(Landru owes me a Declaration)"

Whaaaaaaat "declaration"?
Declaration shmeclaration...the Deadskins -- true to their name -- were DOA from the get-go.
I said there was more life in a chunk of foreskin than in that entire team, didn't I?
Besides, you shunted me outa the process ages ago when you took my "rulings" & pittled all over 'em. (~hurt my goddam *feelings*, ya did.)

Just be grateful I wasn't in your SuperBowl pool or you'd all be cutting me a check.
There'd have been plenty hurt feelings to go around, alright.

But if it'll make ya happy, &, outa deference to your age, I'll declare ya the, "Winner."
(~you're supposed to exclaim, "I FEEL GREAT!")

But now comes the really tough part, grego.

...try to collect from the scoundrel.

85 posted on 02/11/2003 7:35:57 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
No problem,dude.

Kids can be a handful!LOL

Hope all is well with Mrs. Mud.
86 posted on 02/11/2003 7:46:28 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Landru
Good to see you posting again.
88 posted on 02/11/2003 8:01:11 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Landru
LOL...You can betcher arse I'm gonna sing Spencer Davis Group's "Gimme Some Lovin'!!" to the Missuz this evenin', dude, so I don't haveta horn in on Cyber-sentiments, which I find entirely unsatisfyin'!!

Good to see ya, my older-brother-like FRiend...MUD

89 posted on 02/11/2003 8:06:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; conservativemusician; sultan88
{title:Gimme Some Lovin'}
{st:Spencer Davis Group}

[E]Well, my [A/E]temperature's rising and my [E]feet on the [A/E]floor
[E]Twenty peo[A/E]ple knockin cause they're [E]wanting some [A/E]more
[E]Let me in [A/E]baby, I don't [E]know what you've [A/E]got
But you'd [E]better take [A/E]it easy, [E]this place is [A/E]hot

{c:Chorus}
[E]So glad we [G]made it, [A]so glad we [C]made it
You gotta [E]gimme some [A/E]lovin, [E]gimme some [A/E]lovin, [E]
Gimme some [A/E]lovin, every [E]day

[E]Well I [A/E]feel so good everything [E]sounding [A/E]hot
[E]Better take it [A/E]easy cause the [E]place is on [A/E]fire
[E]Been a hard [A/E]day, and I [E]don't know what to [A/E]do
[E]Wait a minute [A/E]baby it could [E]happen to [A/E]you

{c:Chorus}

[E]Well I [A/E]feel so good, every[E]body's gettin [A/E]high
[E]Better take it [A/E]easy cause the [E]place is on [A/E]fire
[E]Been a hard [A/E]day, nothin [E]went too [A/E]good,
[E]Now I'm gonna [A/E]relax, honey, [E]everybody [A/E]should

{c:Chorus}

90 posted on 02/11/2003 8:07:31 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!
91 posted on 02/11/2003 8:15:12 AM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: conservativemusician
Thanks, but...
I'm not really "back" per se.

Just couldn't resist the opportunity of teasing a few of the old timers, is all.

When I do find the time (& inclination) to hang around for longer periods of time one day?
You & I will have to talk "music" as I understand you're a "professional" in the field.
I've always wanted to pursue music as a life(style) for myself; while, my destiny saw it otherwise.

Anyway, if you're my *vintage*, then we've seen & heard a lot over the past 40 years.
Good chance we'd probably have a fairly stimulating conversation.
Music is such a mirror of who we *think* we are -- generationally speaking -- that there's simply no better (nor more entertaining) study into our collective sociology & psychology than through music. None.

...later gator.

92 posted on 02/11/2003 8:18:55 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"Anyway, if you're my *vintage*, then we've seen & heard a lot over the past 40 years."

I'd say we're pretty close.

"Music is such a mirror of who we *think* we are -- generationally speaking -- that there's simply no better (nor more entertaining) study into our collective sociology & psychology than through music. None."

I agree.

Looking forward to our discussion.


BTW.Rumor has it you are a guitar player. That would make two of us. Lots to talk about there.
93 posted on 02/11/2003 8:28:17 AM PST by conservativemusician (I play what they pay me to play...............unfortunately.LOL)
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To: sultan88
Sultan...You've read Mission Compromised by Ollie North, haven't you?
I'd like to get your, and anyone else whose read it, opinion on a couple of things.
94 posted on 02/11/2003 8:36:03 AM PST by jla
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To: coteblanche
Yer not on either of my two "ping lists," my FRiend, I just respond to yer pings or type yer name in the "To:" box if I have something I believe you may be interested in. If you've got something YOU think I would be interested in--and don't want our FRiends to see--feel free to FReepMail me. However, be aware that I often go days without checking my FReepMail.

FReegards...MUD

95 posted on 02/11/2003 8:58:07 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: stand watie
Yep...Mia T's gotta plan that FReepers need to execute, IMHO...MUD
96 posted on 02/11/2003 8:59:08 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: Landru; conservativemusician
"Good chance we'd probably have a fairly stimulating conversation."

I'd like to lurk during that conversation when it comes to pass...MUD

97 posted on 02/11/2003 9:00:38 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
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98 posted on 02/11/2003 9:19:41 AM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru; Happygal; goldilucky; jla; sultan88; conservativemusician; All
Hi all, and mornin Mud;

Re: Lars Larson; he's friends with Laura ingraham. Last night they were on the air together. If you ever want to hear good impersonations, Laura Ingraham is hilarious! She does the best Bobby Big Byrd, and also the hags Helen Thomas and Susan Estrich. If you've ever heard her do an impersonation, you'll know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I get her weekly E-Blast, I highly recommend it, and it's free. Here it is:

Laura's Weekly E-Blast!
http://www.LauraIngraham.com

HOLLYWOOD LOVES DICTATORS

In Hollywood films, the bad guys usually lose. They aren’t celebrated. They aren’t deified. The good guys don’t engage in endless “dialogue” as innocents are killed and tortured. The heroes are the ones who fight hard and triumph over evil. Hollywood just doesn’t make films exalting leaders who torture or kill their own citizens.

At least it didn’t until Oliver Stone spent some time in Cuba, hanging with Fidel.

Coming this May on HBO, is Stone’s documentary “Commandante,” about the life of Fidel Castro. Jake Tapper of Salon.com reported on Stone’s softball session with reporters recently at the Sundance Film Festival. “I thought he was warm and bright,” said Stone of his amigo nuevo Castro, “He's a very driven man, a very moral man. He's very concerned about his country. He's selfless in that way.”

Yet does Stone, for a moment, ever think about what would happen to a Cuban filmmaker who tried to produce a glowing film about President Bush? Does he think about Castro’s jails teeming with prisoners whose crime was not thinking properly? Of course not. That would divert energy from a more important task—savaging American foreign policy.

It’s easy to write off much of what comes out of the mouths of Hollywood leftists. They repay the country that made their wealth and privilege possible by trashing her traditions and institutions. They side with countries that resent us, and trust dictators like Saddam or Fidel more than the American voters or the President they elected.

The school-girl crushes that so many among our cultural elite have on dictators is nothing new. Stalin was a favorite of many New York intellectuals in the ‘20s. Jane Fonda cuddled up to Ho Chi Mihn. American liberals pushing unilateral disarmament 25 years ago thought the Soviet Union’s didn’t have the intentions of an “evil empire,” but worried about what Reagan might do. Now these same people are taking field-trips to Baghdad and Havana so that they may come home and educate us.

Hollywood’s more vocal anti-war crusaders--Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen, Sean Penn, George Clooney, Sheryl Crow, Madonna and Dave Matthews--want America to know that they are concerned for “the children.” But what about the children of Iraqi dissidents who are routinely flogged and beheaded by Sadam’s secret police? These same celebrities rally around slogans such as “girl power.” Yet Iraq’s women are treated like property, not partners. These celebrities are for gay rights. But gay pride in Iraq is punishable by death. These stars say they’re for the environment. But a retreating Saddam set fire to the Kuwaiti oil wells at the end of the Gulf War.

All that, of course, is America’s fault.

Being hopelessly liberal and out of touch with the rest of the country isn’t anything new for the entertainment industry, but this new strain of anti-Americanism is. Essentially, they believe that in our “interdependent world,” America should start acting, well, less American. We should stop playing the “superpower” role. (Leave that to Tobey McGuire or Keanu Reeves.) We should start taking on “more mature” roles, and model ourselves after the sensible countries in Europe.

Stone’s deification of Castro is especially sickening, even by his standards. Yet so far Hollywood is silent on Stone’s glossing over decades of Castro’s bloody repression.

WORD OF THE WEEK

Mortification, n.
1. A feeling of shame, humiliation, or wounded pride.
2. Discipline of the body and the appetites by self-denial or self-inflicted privation. As in--

Mortification has become anathema to generations of Americans who have become accustomed to instant gratification.


FBD says:
Sounds to me like Landru is subjecting himself to definition #2.,heh,heh...
No FReepin'...

FBD- over-n-out

99 posted on 02/11/2003 9:20:58 AM PST by FBD (Write your Senators, stop judicial nominee gridlock!)
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To: Cyber-Band
One Hunnerd...MUD
100 posted on 02/11/2003 9:26:50 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)
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