Whaaaaaaat "declaration"?
Declaration shmeclaration...the Deadskins -- true to their name -- were DOA from the get-go.
I said there was more life in a chunk of foreskin than in that entire team, didn't I?
Besides, you shunted me outa the process ages ago when you took my "rulings" & pittled all over 'em. (~hurt my goddam *feelings*, ya did.)
Just be grateful I wasn't in your SuperBowl pool or you'd all be cutting me a check.
There'd have been plenty hurt feelings to go around, alright.
But if it'll make ya happy, &, outa deference to your age, I'll declare ya the, "Winner."
(~you're supposed to exclaim, "I FEEL GREAT!")
But now comes the really tough part, grego.
...try to collect from the scoundrel.
Oh my gawwwsshhh!! He's alive!!! Welcome back. You have been missed! The last I heard from you was the same day my cat died. And I have been sooo lonesome. (For my cat.)
And for that I humbly apologize a thousands times. I will never, ever pittle over yer profound judgments again.