[Landru]

"I miss you personally"
"Thanks, young lady, but I've only been gone a few hours, so you need to learn to be patient. Patience is a virtue that we acquire as we near 40...MUD"

Can you believe the chutzpah of this guy.
LOOK at how he moved in on your warm sentiment aimed at me.
Wife's outa town for a couple days & he's chiesling in on any available female who'll lend an ear to his baloney.
Whatta an egg snatcher!

I swear ya gotta keep two eyes on the guy & one hand on your knickers (for the gals) -- wallet (for the fellas) whenever dealing with this one, A-M.

He'll deny that, naturally; while, I'd *like* to point out Vermont is where Renee had to go to get away from this one's advances.

Funeral myass.
If there was any kind of funeral in the family, whatsoever?

...we'd be talking about the death of his sexlife.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...You can betcher arse I'm gonna sing Spencer Davis Group's "Gimme Some Lovin'!!" to the Missuz this evenin', dude, so I don't haveta horn in on Cyber-sentiments, which I find entirely unsatisfyin'!!

Good to see ya, my older-brother-like FRiend...MUD

[Happygal]

*ROFL*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Landru - boy has that humour been missed around here!!!:-)

I've spent the whole day, sitting through a mind-numbing District Court (working! NOT as a defendant! *L*) and I log on to find Landru dropping boy.

Ye just made me day! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...we'd be talking about the death of his sexlife."

Let's not and say we did...MUD