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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


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To: MurryMom; sultan88; Mudboy Slim; jla; All
How the Clinton administration helped cause 9/11.

Mud, would you ping any liberal that hangs out here with this link? It's a short version of info you have provided before.
Perhaps it will get through to a couple of "independant thinkers".
Folks, please pass this info along, email a liberal with it, thanks...

FRegards,
FBD

781 posted on 02/21/2003 10:21:19 AM PST by FBD
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; jla; Happygal
Terrorist-"Bring Your Child to Work Day"


782 posted on 02/21/2003 10:47:43 AM PST by FBD
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To: JohnHuang2
"DemonRAT Peaceniks a Boon to Soddom!!"

"The mere thought of Saddam, a fascist dictator who gasses women and children for sport, being removed by U.S. military force, liberating 24 million long-suffering Iraqis, makes Lefties curl up in horror. They realize Saddam's forces -- scruffy, ragged, demoralized, timely as 8-track tape -- don't stand a prayer against the mightiest and deadliest fighting force ever known to man: The U.S. military. Saddam's army, against computerized tanks and smart munitions, against highly motivated, exceptionally trained men-at-arms, is about as useful as a losing lottery ticket. That's what scares the bejeebers out of Lefties. Without the hope of massive U.S. casualties quelling their anguish, they know US. victory will be swift and certain, that Saddam's days are numbered. Fear of victory is why the Left so vociferously opposes this war. If Iraq had a smidgen's chance of winning, or inflicting heavy casualties on U.S. soldiers, the Left would be beating the war drums. 'We're not really pro-Saddam,' the peaceniks retort. Saddam knows better. The Butcher-Of-Baghdad expressed his personal gratitude Sunday for their efforts. In all the protests, moreover, not a vague hint of criticism was ever directed at Saddam, the new darling of the Left."

Excellent article, mi hermano...yer far more than the KingOfPing...MUD

783 posted on 02/21/2003 11:04:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"I've had more than enuff winter fer the year!!"

You and me both, dude!

I'm gonna call the Beacon Theatre to find out when the Allmans are gonna be in town this year. It would be cool if you and the Missus were up fer the trip. Maybe my wife and I would do Les Miz also.

BTW. My wife is so hooked into the restaurant scene in Manhattan we would certainly get a reservation at a fine place.
784 posted on 02/21/2003 11:22:42 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Landru
That is a great poem.

I've always said it's not the gear, it's in the hands.

"Best part about it is that it's a working instrument which pays you a check every week or so, eh? {g}"

I've never been a collector. If I can't make money with it, I don't own it.

"Then again, this Lady's not only a "Master" in her own right, but she's almost always right to boot."

That's frightening! ;)

The Doug Grey MTB still plays a club on Long Island every year, but I can't bring myself to see them.


I have yet to hear the Eels, but this is not the first time I have heard about them. Address on the way.

785 posted on 02/21/2003 11:33:01 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim
Southern rock it is! I love a guitar army!

We're playing a place called Parris. It's on the top floor in the center mall across from Fanueil Hall(I think it's Quincy Market). The place is brand new and absolutely beautiful. It's got a big room for live music, a lounge to hang out, a small restaurant, and an Irish pub downstairs. Real fun.

Weekends are generally tough, but I do get one off every now and then.

I've been pushin' the band to make forays further south. My goal is to be playin' Miami by next winter!LOL

Dude, I am dead serious about movin' south. Between the weather and the liberals, I'm about losin' it!
786 posted on 02/21/2003 11:46:13 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; jla
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ZZZzzzzzz, *snort*,*yawn* Blink*Blink*

Is the surgery over, already???

Huh... I feel like I just had a few vowels an' consonants removed...

Thanks Jim Robinson!

.

FBD

787 posted on 02/21/2003 11:51:22 AM PST by FBD (The FReeper Formerly Known As "Formerly Brainwashed Democrat")
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To: FBD
You look healthier--and smarter--already!! mGreat new screen name and the tagline "The FReeper Formerly Known As "Formerly Brainwashed Democrat" is perfect!!

Welcome to FR.com, Newbie...MUD

788 posted on 02/21/2003 12:02:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: FBD; conservativemusician; Landru; PhiKapMom; AuntB
"You can sing that ["Stars"]? Geez dude, you better quit yer day job an go full time...huh...."

Perhaps now is a good time to point out that MUD is far from a professional voice...LOL!! I'm certainly not the next Bocelli or Pavarotti, but yes, I will sing almost anything (it's the quality of the singing that I'm working on now...LOL!!) I'm reading a book about Lynyrd Skynyrd right now by a good friend of his and the writer readily admits that Ronnie Van Zandt never had the greatest voice, "But That Boy Could Sing His A$$ OFF!!"

I put out three 60-minute cassettes from '98 'til '00 and Landru, PKM, and AuntB all got copies...so it'd be interesting to hear their perspective on my singing ability...LOL!! None of the songs on those 3 cassettes ever took a second take, and I was using a cheap boombox that I bought fer $100 and a $9.99 Wal-Mart microphone and simply overdubbed my voice in place of the original lyrics, but hopefully, they will attest to my passion when singing about Lib'rals in general and Slick Willie in particular...LOL!!

Of course, I've had 2-3 years of playing with the band now, so my voice is much better than it was, but it's not nearly as good as it shall become!!

"Mud, since you have the CD, check out "Master of the House" The song reminds me of the French today. The whole country could play the part of the rogue scoundrel, Thernardier."

I'm listening to it now...we can do this!! I've got no particular ego about other folks singing my FReeped words if they sing it with the right 'tude...heck, I've been dying to find someone who can sing Geddy Lee so we can FReep a buncha Rush songs to send to Limbaugh...LOL!!

"Did you know that during the Iranian hostage crisis, the French Embassy closed their gates to our fleeing diplomats?"

We're about to find out that Chirac is corruptly involved in Soddom's WMD Buildup and the French Med'yuh is even more EffeteElite-ish than America's VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd, so I believe many of the French commoners will be shocked--SHOCKED, I tell ya--to learn how WRONG they've been about Tony Blair and Dubyuh and America!! We need to set up a FRench version of FReeRepublic.com...what percentage of French folks even speak English?!

FReegards...MUD

789 posted on 02/21/2003 12:55:32 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: Landru; conservativemusician; sultan88; jla; dead; KLT; stand watie
"...going to see the Allman Bros would make an excellent excuse to throw the old red girl into the young red girl for a road trip. ;^)"

This has the makings of a fun weekend sometime in April...MUD

790 posted on 02/21/2003 12:57:25 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: Landru
"I would've had to be prepared to get severly stoned just breathing in everyone else's exhaust, though."

As long as you Don't Inhale, you'll be fine...MUD

791 posted on 02/21/2003 12:58:48 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: Landru
"...the date of August 13th, 2003 rapidly approaches, y'know."

Six months is an ETERNITY in American politics, All-Knowing Machine...MUD

792 posted on 02/21/2003 12:59:56 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: MurryMom
Hey, my Li'l Lib'ral Chick-a-Dee, check out this link and tell me again why you believe the EX-Traitor-in-Chief, Mass-Murderer of Children, and Serial Rapist is the "Best POTUS of OUR Lifetime!!"

"Osama bil Clinton LOVES Terrorists and Secretly Reveled in Glee at the news of 9/11/01!!"

Then MurryMom, get that sweet bottom of yers back in the kitchen and cook me up some vittles!!

MUD

793 posted on 02/21/2003 1:04:27 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: conservativemusician
#784 sounds like a HOOt...MUD
794 posted on 02/21/2003 1:05:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: conservativemusician; yankhater; sultan88; jla; backhoe; stand watie; Taxman
"My goal is to be playin' Miami by next winter!LOL Dude, I am dead serious about movin' south. Between the weather and the liberals, I'm about losin' it!"

Conservative Yanks are ALWAYS welcome south of the Mason-Dixon Line...ain't that right, fellas?!

FReegards...MUD

795 posted on 02/21/2003 1:07:49 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's USEFUL IDIOTS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
MUD, please don't pester MurryMom with manure spread by your buds in the RNC that is so easily debunked. FYI, I searched an "urban legends" database and found the following information. Not only does your source name the wrong terrorist, but they also blame the wrong President!!!

Comments: Well, if we're going to play the blame game, let's at least get the identity of the terrorist right. It was not Muhammad Atta — believed to be the mastermind behind the September attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon — who was convicted of the 1986 bombing and machine gun attack on a bus in Samaria, sentenced to life imprisonment and later released. It was Mahmoud Abed Atta, a Palestinian associated with the Abu Nidal terror organization. They are not the same person.

According to the Jerusalem Post, Mahmoud Abed Atta fled to Venezuela after the bus attack but was deported to the U.S. and eventually (in 1990) extradited to Israel, where he was tried and sentenced for his crime. His subsequent release from prison, confirmed by the Israeli Justice Ministry, had nothing to do with the Oslo Accord or intervention by either the Reagan or the Clinton administration. It was the result of a finding by the Supreme Court of Israel that Abed Atta's extradition process was flawed. The freed terrorist's whereabouts are now unknown, officials say.

Accounts differ on when WTC terrorist Muhammad Atta became a political activist, but in any case he was only 18 and living with his family in Cairo when the 1986 bus attack occurred. In 1992 he moved to Germany, where he met his future co-conspirators and ultimately began plotting the September 11 attacks.

The Jerusalem Post attributes confusion about the identities of the two terrorists to "rumors circulating on the Internet," but in fact those rumors had their origin in erroneous press reports during the first few days after September 11.

796 posted on 02/21/2003 1:48:13 PM PST by MurryMom
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To: Mudboy Slim
Have fun, I love the Allmans, they are still HOT after all these years....
797 posted on 02/21/2003 2:13:29 PM PST by KLT (NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"This has the makings of a fun weekend sometime in April...MUD"

Pray it isn't the 9, 10, 11, or 12th.
I've those dates booked.

...I'm really getting tired of getting screwed by fate.

798 posted on 02/21/2003 2:20:10 PM PST by Landru
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To: KLT
Hi Angel.
Hope all's well with you & ther family, as always.

... ;^)

799 posted on 02/21/2003 2:22:49 PM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
When you gonna learn to flush the toilet after you're finished doing your business, young man??

Don'tchu know by now if you permit fecal matter to stand out in the open??

...you're gonna draw all manner of Liberal-Socialist flies??

800 posted on 02/21/2003 2:27:37 PM PST by Landru
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