Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[FBD]

"How about they just deserve each other? :)

Ah, France:
Le plus on leur baise le cul, le plus ils nous chient sur la tete.
(The more you kiss their a$$, the more they $#!+ on your head.)
-- from Red Gold

GermanyFrance

[jla]

No apology necessary my conservative friend.
I just felt like making my opinion known.

Vive la T!

[FBD]

Thanks jla! However, I'm offendin' Mud with all my apologizin',... lol!

Hey folks...have you signed the petition in support of Miguel Estrada? Here it is, at the NRSC...SIGN IT PLEASE!

[Mia T]

brussel sprouting...

I guess I missed Boris' brussel sprouting.

The fundamental problem with brussel sprouting is its premise that the brussel sprouter is the arbiter of good taste, correct thinking, elegant expression, etc.

Corollary:
If not rational thought, certainly good taste dictates that if the brussel sprouter willingly samples some of the detested veggie, he should keep his mouth shut and chew, not mouth off to the chef.

[jla]

Told ya she was inventive. hehe

[Mia T]

As for 're-impeaching' the clintons...

THE INTERMINABLE clintons 

It's time to throw out the trash...

A Senate en passant capture is THE MOVE...

NEW AUDIO! Hear the Bill Bennett epilogue.

 

 

hillary clinton A SECURITY RISK: Removal Calls Begin

 

THE UNSTATED MESSAGE OF THE POWELL EVIDENCE

 

Another mistaken 'conceptzia'
WHY AMERICA (& THE WORLD) CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER CLINTON
(INDEED, IT IS NOT CLEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE,)

 

 

THE CLINTONS--AMERICA'S BIGGEST BLUNDER: Hear Bush 41 Warn Us--October 19, 1992

 

How to get rid of the clintons in 3 easy steps

 

the logic of pathologic self-interest

 

Mrs. clinton's REAL virtual office -- 02.11.03 update

 

[Happygal]

I'm not a prolific reader all the time. Sometimes I can read three novels in a week, along with having an avaricious consuption of newspapers - next week, I'm hard set to read the back of a cornflakes packet! *L* :-)

And FBD...I haven't resorted to the Harlequin novels just yet! *L* The three books I read last week were by Laurie Graham. I picked up her novel 'The Future Homemakers of America', and liked her easy going style. So I went out and bought two more of her books. I've the rest on order at the bookstore. When I read an author and like them, I try to read everything they've done, and compare their style over the years! :-)

Oh, and another book I started last week was a TRULY trashy novel. But I only read a couple of hundred pages because I was interviewing the author for a feature for my newspaper. :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Just a heads up...you probably don't wanna go droppin' trow in my vicinity 'cuz I'm liable to whup yer arse!!

LOL...MUD

[FBD]

Heh, heh!

That's funny!.. couldn't put it down, huh? (the trashy novel) Sometime I'd like to ask you a little about southern Ireland; the county of Cork, in particular, when you have time.

That's where my paternal grandparents hail from. I believe my grandfather farmed rocks, or something...

BTW, did you see the movie, "Waking Ned Divine"? I liked it, even though it portrayed the folks in that town as quite coniving.

An observation; Irish seem like the most political folks in the world to me. I think that's where I get my politickin'.
My mother, a good Norwegian, doesn't give a hoot about politics. Just like my Swedish sweetie. Couldn't care less.

But look at all the politicians that are Irish; I would like to forget about the Kennedy clan, but it's hard to over-look them. And how about Bill O'Reilly? He drives me nuts sometimes, because he cuts people off, etc. But that's the way my dad argues politics too. Is it an Irish tendancy to be political? I'm truly curious.

[Happygal]

*LOL*

Yeah we are a bit political I guess. Or rather, spirited. We get all het up about something, and seeing as it's illegal to give someone a good upper-cut, we have found the easiest method of getting your point across is going into politics and screwing the nation! *L* BTW we 'cut people off' because, we KNOW we are right. No point in pussy-footing around and pretending we are interested *LOL* ;-)

What do you want to know about Cork, btw?
Last time I was there was when my brother was studying for his accountancy degree and I popped by for a visit! But it's a great wee spot, and one of the finer cities to visit in Ireland.

And YES! I have seen Waking Ned Devine (a film with TRULY atrocious Irish accents), and YES we are ALL that conniving! *LOL*

[FBD]

Mia T--Boris

Paging all Black Thread Reg'lars----

Woohoooooo! Looks like we might have us a flame war on the Black Thread, between Mia T, and Boris!!! Place your bets, ladies and gents...

[FBD]

Mud, you are toooo slow, FRiend!..

That was almost three hours ago. I been aroun' the whirl, since that post. Why, I been down to the florist, bought roses for my Sweedie, to the chocolate factory, etc. Ya' missed me! If yer gonna whup my arse, you bare be a little more speedy 'bout it next time!..

BTW...ya did buy Missus Mud some chocolate and flowers, didn'cha?

[FBD]

Well, thanks for confirming that for me, about the Irish being political, etc.

So the movie ("Waking Ned Divine")was OK, but the accents were bad... probably fooled most of us yanks! It did me, but I'm half gullible norwegian, don'tchya know.

I need to ask my dad a little info, I understand we have some distant relatives in Cork.

One thing about the Irish, you all are definitely friendly and hospitable! I hope we'll get a chance to discuss Ireland more, real soon. But I've got to split now, 'cause I got Mud all riled up, heh, heh.

Seems I posted a little smiley face that had a little bit of attitude! Hey Mud, I can't control 'em!

FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

MIA T:
The fundamental problem with brussel sprouting is its premise that the brussel sprouter is the arbiter of good taste, correct thinking, elegant expression, etc.

Corollary:
"If not rational thought, certainly good taste dictates that if the brussel sprouter willingly samples some of the detested veggie, he should keep his mouth shut and chew, not mouth off to the chef."

That was an excellant riposte! You're in the lead, by my talley!

[FBD]

Oops! The last part was my comment;

That was an excellant riposte! You're in the lead, by my talley!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a flame war on the Black Thread, between Mia T, and Boris!!!"

In a battle of wits, I'd be reluctant to bet against Mia T. As for Boris, I'd like him to join us and defend hisself. Perhaps he just doesn't understand how Mia T's artwork "works".

Boris, is it Mia's artwork you don't appreciate?! Or do you simply not agree that Slick Willie is TheMostCorruptPOTUS in the History of America?! Do you realize you can ping onto most of those multi-colored words and get the PROOF of the allegations Mia makes in her post? And Boris...even if you don't appreciate the quality of Mia T's efforts, what compels you to click onto somebody else's thread just to tell them you hate their efforts?! Do you really believe Mia T's gonna cease and desist 'cuz "Boris" said something mean?! I want more info from ya Boris 'cuz I never figgered you to be what you seem to be based on that uncalled-fer slight!!

Are you a ClintonButtSniffer er ain't ya?!

Are YOU a willard-breath or NOT?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!"
(To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")

Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man...
As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene.
The cops arrested the Peace-niks...
After Mudboy whupped the Greens!!
He never looked for trouble
That's a fact you can assume,
But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#...
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy...
Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy bellowed a tune!

Slick Willie is a gutless man,
Lib'rals thought willard was TUFF!!
He strutted 'round the HarlemHood...
A-shootin' off his pud!!
Slick picked a fight with Mudboy,
Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom...
Before Medyuh could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!"
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!!
Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up,
FReepers lowered the boom!!

"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice...
Who Loved MamaMurry's cat,
PUNK'd always jabber tellin' LIES...
'Cuz he was a typical RAT!!
One day, RAT-PUNK kissed her,
Just as Mudboy walked into MM's room,
Before McAuliffe could SQUEEEEEEEEAL away...
Mudboy put him in his Tomb**!!

Chorus:
YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!!
Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy lowered the boom!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

**Poltically-speakin', of course...don't urinate yerself Terrie-boy...LOL!!


158 posted on 12/20/2002 3:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat

"Oops! The last part was my comment; That was an excellant riposte! You're in the lead, by my talley!

275 posted on 02/13/2003 11:53 PM EST by Formerly Brainwashed Democrat "

FBD vs. FBD...Who's Winning?!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")

Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve,
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"

Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."

Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said,
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"

Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"

"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"

Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."

"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUD's Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sitin' the the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!"

Well, MackerPee, he panicked,
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"

Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)

Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty,
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!

(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)

Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick...
But FReepers swatted them away like pests,
Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy...
Who they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"

Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!

Work in progress...MUD


225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim