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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When
All of your family portraits are in the computer room
You can only see the back of your spouses head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk
Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.
Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but cant tell you what the local weather is like.
When you utter the phrase Hold muh beer alert and your spouse is the only one that thinks its funny.
Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled Freaks Of The Day Pics and you know what that means.
You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says Hold on, I need to take a shower.
Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.
You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.
You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.
That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush
Your Spouses To Do List:
Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic
You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.
Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: frhumor
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To: dighton
"If FR had wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one."And given her a screenname right? Takes too much of your freeping time to think of one afterall! :-)
To: LadyShallott
The husband is never in the dog house any more, he's been BANNED!
Leni
To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When
. . . your chick's name starts with some variation of "Xen."
63
posted on
01/19/2003 10:53:59 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
To: Xenalyte; dighton
Maybe we can hook you and dighton up. He needs a chick with a name :)
To: MinuteGal
The husband is never in the dog house any more, he's been BANNED! LOL! I'm gonna use that one. ; - )
65
posted on
01/20/2003 11:16:11 PM PST
by
Auntie Mame
(Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.--Mark Twain)
To: Mago
Ping, thought you might like this!
66
posted on
01/22/2003 5:41:25 AM PST
by
chance33_98
(The left has left it's senses)
To: Centurion2000; JohnGalt; Slipjack; SauronOfMordor; EternalHope; cpdiii; taxed2death; cake_crumb; ...
Ping for fun!
67
posted on
01/22/2003 5:52:19 AM PST
by
chance33_98
(The left has left it's senses)
To: LadyShallott; Big Giant Head
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk Is this BAD???? LOL! Ping for the spouses :-)
68
posted on
01/22/2003 8:25:43 AM PST
by
Marie Antoinette
(Sitting in my well broken in computer chair)
To: .30Carbine
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.Thirty!!! ... Honey!
KISSES HUGS KISSES
69
posted on
03/07/2003 10:30:51 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Let the left wingers whine - it's what they do.)
To: Thisiswhoweare
I'm not married, and I do that!
70
posted on
03/07/2003 10:34:50 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: All
you are a FReeper when you sheik yerbouty isn't one of osama's handlers
71
posted on
03/07/2003 10:36:06 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: TigersEye
When the only way you get to talk to your spouse is via FReepmail..
72
posted on
03/07/2003 10:36:20 PM PST
by
EternalVigilance
(Not one more American Taxpayer Dollar for the U.N.)
To: LadyShallott; TigersEye
This is a great thread, LadyShallott. TigersEye and I experience a great many of those situations you've listed - including the sometimes frustrating, sometimes delightful conundrum of being two FReepers with one computer! FReegards!
Grab us some silver, wouldja, Tiger?
To: Slip18
Ping your hubby to this one, Slip!
To: LadyShallott
Your spouse isn't a freeper and cannot understand the thrill of being one. After 33 years tells you it is either her or the computer. That's right D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
That is where I am at right now. So, guess I won't be freepin as much as I use to. We are now separated.
75
posted on
03/08/2003 3:50:33 AM PST
by
auggy
To: TigersEye
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one because you love the way it sounds out loud.
To: auggy
Snailmail is still an excellent resource for FReepers who find themselves in such extenuating circumstances.
77
posted on
03/08/2003 3:57:39 AM PST
by
.30Carbine
(God bless you)
To: EternalVigilance
When the only way you get to talk to your spouse is via FReepmail..More like: You know you are married to a FReeper when your first words on arriving home from work are, "Honey, did you get my ping?" or "Honey, did you see my post?"
To: .30Carbine
You know you're a Freeper when:
...You move the laptop so your wife can vacuum...
....You watch Fox News channel in the post postion so you can deliver breaking news to those at work
...when you wake up, you turn on the computer, then go to the rest room so it's ready when you return
...you don't log out until you've fallen asleep at least once
....You know what BTTT, IMHO, FWIW, OTOH mean
...you think it really is dasshole, crusty, and PMSNBC
...You know most news events before all papers and all network news
...you use the NY Times for puppy training
...If you haven't seen it on FreeRepublic.com you doubt it's true...
...you've stopped using your own computer in your office because you can use your wife's new laptop in front of the big screen TV in the living room
...You've added a wireless connection so you can get some time OUTSIDE
...you're trying to figure out how to safely freep from the pool
79
posted on
03/08/2003 4:13:27 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: The Wizard
...you think it really is dasshole, crusty, and PMSNBCWait...you're saying it's not???
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