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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott

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To: dighton
"If FR had wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one."

And given her a screenname right? Takes too much of your freeping time to think of one afterall! :-)

61 posted on 01/19/2003 10:13:29 PM PST by ladyinred
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To: LadyShallott
The husband is never in the dog house any more, he's been BANNED!

Leni

62 posted on 01/19/2003 10:52:07 PM PST by MinuteGal
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To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

. . . your chick's name starts with some variation of "Xen."
63 posted on 01/19/2003 10:53:59 PM PST by Xenalyte
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To: Xenalyte; dighton
Maybe we can hook you and dighton up. He needs a chick with a name :)
64 posted on 01/20/2003 6:49:29 AM PST by chance33_98
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To: MinuteGal
The husband is never in the dog house any more, he's been BANNED!

LOL! I'm gonna use that one. ; - )

65 posted on 01/20/2003 11:16:11 PM PST by Auntie Mame (Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.--Mark Twain)
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To: Mago
Ping, thought you might like this!
66 posted on 01/22/2003 5:41:25 AM PST by chance33_98 (The left has left it's senses)
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To: Centurion2000; JohnGalt; Slipjack; SauronOfMordor; EternalHope; cpdiii; taxed2death; cake_crumb; ...
Ping for fun!
67 posted on 01/22/2003 5:52:19 AM PST by chance33_98 (The left has left it's senses)
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To: LadyShallott; Big Giant Head
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Is this BAD???? LOL! Ping for the spouses :-)

68 posted on 01/22/2003 8:25:43 AM PST by Marie Antoinette (Sitting in my well broken in computer chair)
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To: .30Carbine
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Thirty!!! ... Honey!

KISSES HUGS KISSES

69 posted on 03/07/2003 10:30:51 PM PST by TigersEye (Let the left wingers whine - it's what they do.)
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To: Thisiswhoweare
I'm not married, and I do that!
70 posted on 03/07/2003 10:34:50 PM PST by cyborg
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you are a FReeper when you sheik yerbouty isn't one of osama's handlers
71 posted on 03/07/2003 10:36:06 PM PST by cyborg
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To: TigersEye
When the only way you get to talk to your spouse is via FReepmail..
72 posted on 03/07/2003 10:36:20 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Not one more American Taxpayer Dollar for the U.N.)
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To: LadyShallott; TigersEye
This is a great thread, LadyShallott. TigersEye and I experience a great many of those situations you've listed - including the sometimes frustrating, sometimes delightful conundrum of being two FReepers with one computer! FReegards!

Grab us some silver, wouldja, Tiger?

73 posted on 03/08/2003 3:36:43 AM PST by .30Carbine
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To: Slip18
Ping your hubby to this one, Slip!
74 posted on 03/08/2003 3:50:04 AM PST by .30Carbine
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To: LadyShallott
Your spouse isn't a freeper and cannot understand the thrill of being one. After 33 years tells you it is either her or the computer. That's right D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

That is where I am at right now. So, guess I won't be freepin as much as I use to. We are now separated.

75 posted on 03/08/2003 3:50:33 AM PST by auggy
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To: TigersEye
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one because you love the way it sounds out loud.
76 posted on 03/08/2003 3:54:59 AM PST by .30Carbine
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To: auggy
Snailmail is still an excellent resource for FReepers who find themselves in such extenuating circumstances.
77 posted on 03/08/2003 3:57:39 AM PST by .30Carbine (God bless you)
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To: EternalVigilance
When the only way you get to talk to your spouse is via FReepmail..

More like: You know you are married to a FReeper when your first words on arriving home from work are, "Honey, did you get my ping?" or "Honey, did you see my post?"

78 posted on 03/08/2003 4:00:25 AM PST by .30Carbine
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To: .30Carbine
You know you're a Freeper when:

...You move the laptop so your wife can vacuum...

....You watch Fox News channel in the post postion so you can deliver breaking news to those at work

...when you wake up, you turn on the computer, then go to the rest room so it's ready when you return

...you don't log out until you've fallen asleep at least once

....You know what BTTT, IMHO, FWIW, OTOH mean

...you think it really is dasshole, crusty, and PMSNBC

...You know most news events before all papers and all network news

...you use the NY Times for puppy training

...If you haven't seen it on FreeRepublic.com you doubt it's true...

...you've stopped using your own computer in your office because you can use your wife's new laptop in front of the big screen TV in the living room

...You've added a wireless connection so you can get some time OUTSIDE

...you're trying to figure out how to safely freep from the pool

79 posted on 03/08/2003 4:13:27 AM PST by The Wizard (Demonrats are enemies of America)
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To: The Wizard
...you think it really is dasshole, crusty, and PMSNBC

Wait...you're saying it's not???

80 posted on 03/08/2003 4:17:22 AM PST by .30Carbine
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