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  • President plans to kill off every single homosexual

    05/22/2008 5:25:37 AM PDT · by forkinsocket · 51 replies · 212+ views
    Afrik ^ | 19 May 2008 | Staff
    Gambian President Yahya Jammeh says he will “cut off the head” of any homosexual caught in his country. Addressing supporters at the end of his meet the farmers tour here Sunday, Jammeh also ordered any hotel or motel housing homosexuals to close down, adding that owners of such facilities would also be in trouble. He said the Gambia was a country of believers, indicating that no sinful and immoral act as homosexual would be tolerated in the country. He warned all homosexuals in the country to leave, noting that a legislation “stricter than those in Iran ” concerning the vice...
  • You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

    01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST · by LadyShallott · 191 replies · 665+ views
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    You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When…… All of your family portraits are in the computer room You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news. Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table. Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like. When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your...