You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

me

[LadyShallott]

I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle. This one is from me though :)

[LadyShallott]

Ping!

[Support Free Republic]

Tom Daschle, This One's For You!
	Donate Here By Secure Server Or mail checks to FreeRepublic , LLC PO BOX 9771 FRESNO, CA 93794 or you can use PayPal at Jimrob@psnw.com
STOP BY AND BUMP THE FUNDRAISER THREAD

[Hildy]

LOL...All day long my husband tells me about news events hoping he SCOOPS me. Of course, he never does. The conversation always ends with.."I've already read in on Free Republic dear, but good try!"

[chance33_98]

You trying to tell me something hun :)

[slimer]

Your wife attends a Christmas party by herself and when people ask her, "where's your husband"? She replies, "he had some freeping to catch up on."

[Fiddlstix]

ROFL
C

[blackdog]

And a carefully positioned mirror by the computer so I can watch television (Fox News), the children, and the front door without having to turn around.

[Blue Collar Christian]

WHEW! For a minute there, I thought your wife had a camera in my house! CHEERS!

[Thisiswhoweare]

One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!

[chance33_98]

One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!

The wife is sitting at her computer laughing at me :) I thought I was the only one that did that....

[knak]

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

at my house that also means fighting over who gets control of the mouse while eating!

[CounterCounterCulture]

I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle.

I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

This was my favorite

[chance33_98]

I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)

multiple-personality disorder - I am either offline or online :) I don't think I know the name of any TV shows on the air right now, except sponge-bob (or sponge bot as my daughter calls him). I miss the days of Twin peaks....

[CounterCounterCulture]

I miss the days of Twin peaks....

Loooooved that first season.

"She's dead...wrapped in plastic"

[chance33_98]

Loooooved that first season.

I have that on DVD, still waiting on the other seasons. It was the best of them but even the later seasons were better then anything else on TV then (also liked picket fences).

[ken5050]

When you only have sex during the quorom calls on C-span 2.....

[The Duke]

Hey...I resemble that remark!!!

[Dubya]

And its a great post.

LEE GREENWOOD

[Joe Bonforte]

You know you're married to a Freeper when...

He writes an opus when he quits a job.

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

He never reads Mark Steyn columns in the newspaper because he's already seen them on FR.

You express sympathy for a liberal argument and he says, "Oh, come on, Ash."

He can tell you all the things that are wrong with DU, even though he's never been there.