...You move the laptop so your wife can vacuum...
....You watch Fox News channel in the post postion so you can deliver breaking news to those at work
...when you wake up, you turn on the computer, then go to the rest room so it's ready when you return
...you don't log out until you've fallen asleep at least once
....You know what BTTT, IMHO, FWIW, OTOH mean
...you think it really is dasshole, crusty, and PMSNBC
...You know most news events before all papers and all network news
...you use the NY Times for puppy training
...If you haven't seen it on FreeRepublic.com you doubt it's true...
...you've stopped using your own computer in your office because you can use your wife's new laptop in front of the big screen TV in the living room
...You've added a wireless connection so you can get some time OUTSIDE
...you're trying to figure out how to safely freep from the pool
Wait...you're saying it's not???
You are in series trouble.
What is this "outside" that you're talking about?