A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-12-02

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[Billie]

A Few of FR's Finest.....
......Every Day

FR is a Treasure Trove of talented, compassionate, patriotic, wonderful people who gather every day to discuss the latest news and issues; salute and support our military and our leaders;  tell a few jokes;  learn a new word;  write poetry;  pray for those in need;  and congratulate those who are deserving. Thank you, Jim Robinson, for giving us the vehicle in which we can express ourselves.

Free Republic made its debut in September, 1996, and the forum was added in early 1997.   I can remember lurking when there were only a few regulars who posted, and now there are over 60,000 who have registered for posting privileges. The forum is read daily by tens of thousands of concerned citizens and patriots from all around the country and the world.

A Few of FR's Finest November 11, 2001

So many people have written me since my original Veteran's Day Tribute, asking how they, or a loved one, could be included in that tribute. Since I can no longer add the photos to the body of the thread, I've been including them in additional posts as I received enough to make another collage.

Still that doesn't seem to be enough. I think there's never been a better nor more appropriate time to keep the faces of our own Veterans and Active Military in front of FReepers--every day! That's why I wanted to do yet another Daily Thread .....ABOUT FReepers .....and FOR FReepers. But not only about our Military FReepers; for all FReepers! Wouldn't it be nice to get to know a few of the other FReepers as well? That's why, in addition to seeing FR's Finest Military Personnel every day, I thought it might be fun to feature a different FReeper (or FReepers) each day. If you would like to be pictured, or know someone who would, please FReepmail me and we'll turn the spotlight - on YOU - for the day!

And do let me know if you'd like your picture added to the groups of Veterans/Active Military below. I will keep this page updated, and continue to add them to the comment section of the original Veteran's Day thread as well.

TOP: Logos, SwedeGirl's hubby, Neil E Wright, FallGuy, 1John, Sneakypete
MIDDLE:  T'wit, COB1, LadyX, Dick Bachert, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
BOTTOM:  YankeeinSC, Delta21, JoeSixPack1

TOP:  Bosniajmc, AFVetGal, Archy, A Navy Vet
MIDDLE:  4TheFlag, Aeronaut, 68Grunt, Xinga
BOTTOM:  Codger, AAABest, Clinton's A Liar, Duke809, dcwusmc

TOP:  mc5cents, Norb2569, LBGA's son, VanJenerette
MIDDLE:  Jim Robinson, KJenerette, davidosborne, KG9Kid
BOTTOM:  gwmoore, Equality7-2521, SAMWolf

TOP:  porgygirl, Phil V., MudPuppy, NorCoGOP
MIDDLE:  RaceBannon, OneidaM, rdb3, jwTexian
BOTTOM:  USMC Vet, TheMayor, Vineyard, rhododogma

We now have eleven groups of veterans/active military; we will post each group of three or four twice a week, with thumbnail/links of the remaining seven or eight groups on each thread. Click on any of the thumbnails below to see the group full-size.

         

GROUP 5A: TOP:  spectr17, RightOnline, SERE_Doc, Tet68. MIDDLE:  FutureSnakeEater, RightOnline's wife, CIApilot, Clamper1797. BOTTOM:  usmcobra, onedoug, DiverDave, Joe6-pack.

GROUP 6A: TOP:  g'nad, AgThorn's son Justin, SLB, AgThorn's son Brett. MIDDLE:  fish70, razorback-bert, CheneyChick, Leroy S Mort, Mark17. BOTTOM:  Terry's Take, Taxman, DinkyDau.

GROUP 7A: TOP:  ValerieUSA's son Grant, SK1Thurman, kd5cts, RangerVetNam, dansangel and .45man's son-in-law Tony.BOTTOM:  rangerX, Old China Hand, Trish, Howlin's dad, Mustang.

GROUP 8A: TOP: ohioWfan's son, MamaBear's father-in-law, MamaBear's dad, ladtx. MIDDLE:  The Mayor's niece, M.Kehoe, Beach_Babe's son-in-law. BOTTOM:  deadhead's dad, HiJinx, Severa's hubby, viligantcitizen's granddad.

      

GROUP 9A: TOP: Q6-God, Scan59, Mama Bear and JKPhoto's son, ofMagog. MIDDLE:  Big'ol_freeper, JustAmy's great uncle, Prodigal Son. BOTTOM:  JustAmy's husband, JustAmy's brother-in-law, JustAmy's brother.

GROUP 10A: TOP: dakine's wife, MeeknMing's dad, Auntbee's nephew, MilitiaMan7, AlasBabylon. BOTTOM:  Joe Brower, Temple Owl, Temple Owl's wife, dutchess' dad, Aomagrat.

GROUP 11A: TOP: ladtx #2 son; DiverDave's twin Don; petuniasevan and husband poorman; Mustard; ladtx #1 son. BOTTOM: AlamoGirl's brother Floyd; AG's dad; AG's brother Jim (inset); WVNan's husband; ladtx' Aunt Eva.

                     

HOLIDAY TOP-TEN-LIST CONTEST
by FreeTheHostages and Mudboy Slim
Graphics and layout by Billie

         

HEY YOU!!
Yeah, YOU! We're talking to YOU!!

Ever said to yourself, "My posts here are so clever, so nice, shouldn't I win a prize for them?" Good question!

Here's our answer to this question: Maybe yes, maybe no. Let's find out! THE HOLIDAY TOP-TEN-LIST COMPETITION HAS COMMENCED!!!

Another Freeper Finest Contest Thread!! With a REAL PRIZE: Your Chance to Win a Copy of the Clinton Legacy Cookbook!

Top Ten Reasons You Should Join the Contest

10.  You have to play to win: must post by 10 PM PST tonight! Multiple entries accepted.

9.  The judging will be completely irrational (FreeTheHostages and Mudboy Slim!), so your chances of winning are no less than the next person's. We'll probably have Honorable Mention designations and such.

8.  Did we mention you get a *real* prize mailed to you - a copy of the Clinton Legacy Cookbook? This is a long time in the making, a work of love by Carlo3b with the help of many Freepers and his beloved Angelique. A $20 value, you can have yours free!!

7.  You pick your theme for the top ten list, as long as it is somehow vaguely tied to the holidays.

6. It can be funny. It can be serious. It's whatever you want. For example:

"Top Ten Excuses for Not Doing One's Holiday Shopping"
"Top Ten Things Santa Should Put in Daisy Scarlett's Stocking"
"Top Ten Things I'm Getting the Freeper Finest Hostesses for Christmas"
"Top Ten Reasons Why Hanukkah is Better"
"Top Ten Things President Bush Wants for Christmas"
"Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Looking Forward to Christmas In America"
"Top Ten Cute Things Mixer's Puppy Could Wear on December 25th"
"Top Ten Holiday Wishes for the Families Who Lost Loved Ones on 9/11 / in Vietnam/ etc."

5.  If you don't join the contest, and the top ten list that wins reads like it was written by a reptile, it will be too late for you to say, "Sheesh, my five-year old son could have done better than that."

4.  There are so many different ways you can make your list "count" and make your fellow Freepers laugh or smile. Cuteness countess. Patriotism counts. Humor counts. Sincerity counts. Everything counts. Clever counts a lot.

3.  Here on FR's Finest, your literary work will be read and, if you're a regular, you know that your Finest friends will find something nice to say about it, even if you do submit a list with the theme:

"Top Ten Things I'd Like to Give My Ex-Boyfriend for Christmas - the Guy Who Dated Me For Five Years But Would Never Go So Far as to Commit to Suggesting That I'm the One Until He Broke Up with Me (He Claims) Because I Seem Unhappy About Something."

You just know that some cheerful Pippin or Aquamarine or Mixer will stop by your post and say, "Well now, isn't that lovely!" with a big smile.

2.  If you run out of ideas before you get to 10, there are always amusing ways to fill out your list.

....and the number one reason you should enter our contest:

(Drum roll please)

1. Because you *just know* you're so clever someone *ought* to give you a prize, right?

The Rules

1.  We don't have 'em. Your judges, FreeTheHostages and Mudboy Slim, aren't big on rules.

Holiday Helpers

So we're not having any. We're guest-hosting this thread to help out the regular hosts this holiday, so we pretty much figure we can all do what we want and will dispense with the rules. Think of us as your substitute teachers for the day! That said, of course it would be immensely useful, if when you post your entry, you would ping your judges - FreeTheHostages and Mudboy Slim - along with whoever else you wish to ping. This will let us keep track of the entries.

2.  If you want to ask us about whether there's a rule on this or that, feel free, but you'll find our answer is "there's no rule." Can you work in teams? Sure. Can you steal from a couple of the best entries of a peer? Sure, although the judges are not likely to be impressed by such behavior. Can you use graphics if you wish? We don't see why not.

3.  What is our specific grading system? We don't have one. Do you have a legal recourse if you think the judging result indicates someone had too much buttered rum? Nope. Etc. etc. Get the general idea? :) You're putting your contest fate in the hands of the unrestrained discretion of the judges - whose work, if you've seen us on the gingerbread thread, certainly is laughable. So there should be no shame in losing.

The Suggestions

We do suggest you:

• Post by midnight PST.
• Consider bribes or flattery. We're into that.
• Be patient if you win. We'll mail the winner the

Clinton Legacy Book     (signed by Carlo3b!) as soon as it arrives in the mail to us.  There may be about a week's delay due to the holiday mail, but you WILL get your book before Christmas!

The Motivation

Our prize is a gem of a prize. Carlo3b describes his labor of love, the Clinton Legacy Cookbook, as "The only item to escape the Clinton Administration without DNA on it!"  Makes you hungry right away, huh? ;)

If you really hate cooking, just the names of the recipes should be fun reading. But still if you'd rather, we have an alternate gift - a 2003 Wall Calendar with the theme: "Proud to Be an American."

Our Expectations

Now, you were all smart enough to find the FR's Finest thread. And so we do have the greatest expectations that *every* entry will be just wonderful. So, thinking caps on, everyone!   Embrace competition like a good conservative and ........... to work!
~ FreeTheHostages and MudboySlim

Once again, I'd like to thank our Guest Writers (and Judges) for providing me with another entertaining script to 'play with' and 'pretty-up' for our Finest FReepers. You've made the holidays such fun with your delightful and humorous writing; the prizes you've offered in these two contests are an added bonus! Thank you both for being such an important part of our Finest Family. ~Billie

FreeTheHostages

MudBoySlim

Only Thirteen More Days Till Christmas!

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 12-09-02 Paul Atreides 12-10-02 Gingerbread House Contest 12-11-02 Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping' The guy's good, folks!

Thanks, Mixer!

1) Click on the graphic to open the Calendar.
2) Once there you can click on any month and even click to the right to go into next year. Once you are in the month that you joined FR you will need to click on the number in the calendar and then an add item screen will come up.
3) In the next box enter your name in the "Calendar Text" field and then click on submit.
4) If any of the screens fail to load simply click on refresh in your browser and that will usually fix it.
5) If all else fails or simply if you want me to do this for you send me an FReepmail and I will gladly do it for you. ~Mixer

[Pippin]

Thanks, FTH!

That's what I was thinking, President Bush and the Republicans will really blast those idiots out of the political waters in 2004! :^)

[FreeTheHostages]

Deal!

[Pippin]

YEP! Now you gave me an idea!

[FreeTheHostages]

Wow. Cardinal Law has offered his resignation. Wow.

[lodwick]

The Top Ten Ways to Start a "Happening" Restaurant / Food-Joint

10. Give it a rustic look. Use cement flooring, preferably uneven. Give the walls an unfinished look, preferably leaving some bricks exposed. This also saves money.

9. Make the menu Italian or French or a combination of the two. Use exotic sounding dishes and use less common pastas such as penne, fettucine, etc. Make sure that the gravy is white, rich and thick.

8. Keep the menu small with as few dishes as possible. Saves money and adds to the eclectic ambience.

7. Get an exotic wine list; it doesn't matter if the diners have no idea about what to drink and when. Make sure the bar is well-stocked.

6. The promoters should include some of the high-fliers of the city. Those who regularly make the columns of page 3 Bombay Times.

5. Milk the newspapers for publicity and create a buzz. Invite the high-fliers regularly for "do's". Use the network to get companies to hold parties and dinners.

4. Make "hanging out" in the restaurants a "happening" thing, so that the diners can see another 100 people standing next to their table, drinking, smoking and doing nothing.

3. Overprice everything.

2. Make a big thing about prior booking, even if all the tables are not going full.

1. Give it a single word name such as Indigo or Olive or Athena or something similar.

[FreeTheHostages]

:) -- You have just described half the restaurants in my neighborhood!

[Pippin]

Now that's good news!

He wont be defiling the CHURCH anymore!

[lodwick]

Living well - the best revenge

Ciao. Chow.

[lodwick]

More grub from the Top 10 Steakhouses

[Aeronaut]

Ciao. Chow.

Meat! I'm a member of PETA - (people enjoying tasty animals.)

[lodwick]

PETA Bumps! ;-)

[lodwick]

Top Ten Features Of The New Elvis Theme Resort


10. Each room has a combination jacuzzi/deep fryer

9. Diners get to vote between the "young" lasagna and the "old" lasagna

8. Mirrors that make you look bloated and sweaty

7. Free cholesterol screenings

6. Every hundredth customer wins an all-expenses paid short-lived marriage to Lisa Marie Presley

5. Complimentary sideburns left on your pillow

4. Saturday clambakes hosted by guy who played "Paul the bartender" in the Elvis movie "Clambake"

3. The opportunity to take part in the worst financial scheme since Enron

2. 24-hour pharmacy, no prescriptions needed

1. Two words: sequined soap

[Pippin]

TOP TEN GIFTS TO GIVE MY LIBERAL COWORKERS.

(10) Autographed copy of Carlo3b's Clinto legacy cookbook.

(9) MUDBOY slim's montage of Rush Limbaugh holding "baby" Daschile over the balcony railing

(8) A copy of Lodwick's cartoon from Nov. 7th, with a guy that's being rained on and the guy in the sunshine asking if the first guy were a democrat and the cartoon of President Bush as a hunter with a Donkey trophy and space on the wall for Saddam and Osama.

(7) Authgraphed picture of President Bush.

(6) Lifetime membership in Al-Quada.

(5) A date with Hillary (for the men)

(4) A date with Sen. Daschile (for the women)

(3) All expenses paid trip to Baghdad

(2) Picture of Clinton in prison outfit (Autographed by Sean Hannity)

(1) and thw number ione item to give to the liberal coworker:: (DRUM ROLL PLEASE!)

An Anthology of MUDBOY slim's rewritten Christmas Carols!

[FreeTheHostages]

TOP TEN THINGS PIPPIN SHOULD GET HER PUSHY LIBERAL WORK COLLEAGUES FOR CHRISTMAS

10. Lynne Cheney's "A Patriotic Primer"

9. Carlo3b's "The Clinton Legacy Cookbook"

8. A t-shirt from Sean Hannity's book tour saying "I've been HANNITIZED!"

7. Lodwick, completely naked except for a bow around the neck, standing on a soapbox delivering the Gettsyburg address. (Hey, we're all entitled to our fantasies, OK?!)

6. One very hungry golden retriever who loves to eat Christmas decorations.

5. "Sore/Loserman" Bumper stickers to cover up their now embarrassing "Gore 2000" bumber stickers.

4. A special Election 2004 "blindfold" to help ease their pain during the upcoming 2004 election season.

3. A red-and-green plaid muzzle with tasteful gold sequins.

2. A new brain.

...and the number one thing Pippin should get her liberal co-workers...

1. A neatly wrapped, framed calligraphic version of this list!

[Pippin]

I'll go for that!

[FreeTheHostages]

ROFL!! Oh my gosh, we posted simultaneously and look how our lists intersect! :D Great minds think alike.

[lodwick]

Super Pips - your whackjob co-workers will love you for this one!

[Pippin]

LOL!! Thanks, This list got me cracking up!

[FreeTheHostages]

Oh, yours is BETTER! I love your number one! :)

[FreeTheHostages]

ROFL!