A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-12-02

Top Ten Reasons you know that you are hosting Christmas at your house this year:
10. You have helped bake ten dozen Christmas cookies.

9. You have purchased several more characters for your Nativity Scene.

8. You have already washed the holiday stemware (knowing you will do it again).

7. You have discussed, for nearly an hour, where all the animals will be kept while the guests are here.

6. You have spent nearly $100 for tree trimings (called Spruce Tips) to decorate the garage.

5. The new carpet has been installed.

4. The new diningroom furniture is in place.

3. The carped shampoo crew has been called back to re-do the living room.

2. Every wall in the house has been painted - several have had wallpaper borders installed.

1. You are looking foreward to the alcohol abuse that will occur when the guests have left.

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