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Funny Clinton vs. Bush Joke
email | 11/11/02 | unknown

Posted on 11/11/2002 5:02:26 PM PST by ImaGraftedBranch

Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush; clinton; falwell; humor
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Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."

The marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay,"and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."

The marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."

The marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow."

1 posted on 11/11/2002 5:02:26 PM PST by ImaGraftedBranch
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
LOL
bump
2 posted on 11/11/2002 5:04:36 PM PST by Free the USA
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
ROFLMAO.....because I can see the Marine snapping to attention when the old man says he likes to hear that Clinton is no longer in the White House.
3 posted on 11/11/2002 5:05:35 PM PST by stylin_geek
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
Let me get this straight.

Are you insinuating that Marines don't venerate President Bill Clinton?

4 posted on 11/11/2002 5:07:30 PM PST by billorites
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
LOL bump!
5 posted on 11/11/2002 5:09:12 PM PST by facedown
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To: billorites
Nothing implied, insinuated, or otherwise hinted at. He comes right out and makes it very plain.
6 posted on 11/11/2002 5:09:23 PM PST by stylin_geek
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
very good!
7 posted on 11/11/2002 5:10:05 PM PST by Nachum
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
Ahh, thank you, I needed that!
8 posted on 11/11/2002 5:10:40 PM PST by Mrs. P
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
ROTF :-)
9 posted on 11/11/2002 5:13:12 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
Actually, I think you have a great idea there for bumper sticker:

HILLARY 2006

10 posted on 11/11/2002 5:13:16 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: billorites
I don't know if you are aware of the tradition of having the Pres over to the Marine barracks that protect the White House. The tradition is the pres buys the drinks for the officers. Clinton was sent the bill, but he never paid it the whole time he was in office. Heard this from a Marine Colonel, and believe it to be true.
11 posted on 11/11/2002 5:19:47 PM PST by seamas
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To: seamas
It certainly wouldn't surprise me if this were true.
12 posted on 11/11/2002 5:25:06 PM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
Here's another one for you:

EX Pres. Clintern and Jerry Falwell happened to be on the same cross-country airline flight. Since they are both national figures and VIP's, the flight crew seated them together in first class. Shortly after the plane took off, the stewardess approched with a drink cart.

"Mr Clinton, would you like a drink?" Clinton says "yea, gimme a double manhattan." She mixes the drink, hands it to bubba, and he says 'thankya' and starts sipping. She turns to Rev. Falwell: "Reverand Falwell, would you like a drink?" Falwell responds: "Madam, I would rather be stripped naked in public, run through the streets, then beaten and raped by a brazen harlot than have alcohol touch these lips." Clinton, hearing this, chokes on his drink and hands it back to the stewardess, saying "Hell, I didn't know we had a CHOICE!"

13 posted on 11/11/2002 5:26:51 PM PST by GaltMeister
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To: seamas; ImaGraftedBranch
I think I understand.

I hope I get invited to your table.

My treat.

Really.

14 posted on 11/11/2002 5:29:18 PM PST by billorites
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
Very funny!
15 posted on 11/11/2002 5:39:23 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: ImaGraftedBranch; amom; Yellow Rose of Texas; Alamo-Girl
ROFL!!! GOTTA READ THIS THREAD!
16 posted on 11/11/2002 5:40:38 PM PST by TEXOKIE
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To: Paul Atreides
,,, I haven't heard this one before.
17 posted on 11/11/2002 5:44:44 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
OUTSTANDING!
18 posted on 11/11/2002 5:47:35 PM PST by Pharmboy
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To: billorites
Posted this on another thread:

You know, at Bill's second Innaugrial, I am listening to the radio account, and the Marine Corps band kicks in with a John Phillip Sousa march as Bill comes in.

And the music, dear God, is the Monty Python theme!

I still laugh at that. Some fellow, some bandleader, slipped one in on the President, that hollow suit that mistreated the military and sneered at them with scorn. Hey, they said pick a Sousa march!

19 posted on 11/11/2002 5:48:03 PM PST by 50sDad
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To: GaltMeister
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are in a barber shop, getting a shave and a haircut. The barber finishes his work on Clinton first, and proceeds to splash a bit of after-shave on the former president.

"What are you doing?" Clinton explodes, jumping out of the chair as soon as the scent of the lotion reaches his nostrils, "If I go home smelling like this, Hillary will think I spent the afternoon in a brothel!"

The barber apologizes profusely, then proceeds to do his best to rinse the after-shave off Clinton.

The barber then proceeds to work on President Bush. When he is finished, he hesitates with a look of concern on his face and nervously motions with the after-shave.

"Would you like the after-shave, Mr. President?" he asks quietly.

"Sure -- what the heck!" President Bush replies, "My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like!"

20 posted on 11/11/2002 5:53:54 PM PST by Alberta's Child
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