EX Pres. Clintern and Jerry Falwell happened to be on the same cross-country airline flight. Since they are both national figures and VIP's, the flight crew seated them together in first class. Shortly after the plane took off, the stewardess approched with a drink cart.
"Mr Clinton, would you like a drink?" Clinton says "yea, gimme a double manhattan." She mixes the drink, hands it to bubba, and he says 'thankya' and starts sipping. She turns to Rev. Falwell: "Reverand Falwell, would you like a drink?" Falwell responds: "Madam, I would rather be stripped naked in public, run through the streets, then beaten and raped by a brazen harlot than have alcohol touch these lips." Clinton, hearing this, chokes on his drink and hands it back to the stewardess, saying "Hell, I didn't know we had a CHOICE!"
"What are you doing?" Clinton explodes, jumping out of the chair as soon as the scent of the lotion reaches his nostrils, "If I go home smelling like this, Hillary will think I spent the afternoon in a brothel!"
The barber apologizes profusely, then proceeds to do his best to rinse the after-shave off Clinton.
The barber then proceeds to work on President Bush. When he is finished, he hesitates with a look of concern on his face and nervously motions with the after-shave.
"Would you like the after-shave, Mr. President?" he asks quietly.
"Sure -- what the heck!" President Bush replies, "My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like!"